Review of The Your Name Here Story

. . . that THE YOUR NAME HERE STORY has a running time of 10 minutes, when it ACTUALLY clocks in at only 8:57.57. This goof adds one magnitude to the length of this film, making it more likely that prospective viewers will pass up their opportunity to thoroughly enjoy it. It's akin to misinforming the general public that the running time of GONE WITH THE WIND is 10 hours, rather than its actual duration of just 540 minutes. How many people could hold out that long without a bathroom break?