Review of Tugboat Mickey

. . . is seeping into a closed space? Why, strike a match, of course! This is the recommendation of the villainous Dizzy gang midway through TUGBOAT MICKEY, when the Goof Dog observes "Gosh, gas is leaking" and immediately causes a big explosion by lighting up. What fun! By the end of this pernicious film, the title vehicle has been blown to smithereens. The trio of evil arsonists--Goof Mutt, Don Duck and the rodent vermin Mickey--are depicted none-the-worse for wear, encouraging America's impressionable youth to conduct their own experiments with pyrotechnics. How much were the censor board, public health and law enforcement authorities paid to "look the other way" over such incriminating movie mush, rather than alerting our U. S. Homeland with a specific Public Service Denunciation of each and every new Dizzy incitement to mayhem?