2/10
Milking it dry
11 March 2022
Warning: Spoilers
Yeah, so we need to come back to Earth, to save another bunch cocoons, because they're in danger...we only got 4 days, for whatever reason..so let's take all these pensioners back, but let's not worry about the cocoons too much. Yeah, let's focus on dancing instead, shopping and having fun, while one cocoon is being tested by the government and we are fully aware of it, we know it's dying - but hey, whatever, sucks to be him I guess. Let's go for a dinner instead. Life's too short, especially if you're that cocoon guy that's being tested.. Brian Dennehy probably read the script and said "yeah nah.." than he said, "OK, I'll give you half an hour of my time and you can use the 2 minute scene in this "film", nobody will watch it anyway. " The saved cocoons no longer need to be stored in a pool, oh nah mate, they're perfectly alright just sitting in the boat this time. The aliens no longer need to disguise themselves, the female alien is happy to let everyone in a restaurant know, that she's obviously not a human being. Because who cares anyway. The old couples are acting like they've been back for a few months, all settled in, the pregnant grandma..yes.. starts taking prenatal classes, the grandpa that had cancer/got cured is sick again and it's only been 2-3 days at that point! Why would you even go to see a doctor, when you're going back to space and you won't be sick anymore..Also, his wife gets hit by a car a he can cure her.. because they all have the curing alien energy now..but she for some reason, couldn't have cured herself? And he also can't cure himself...I get that it's a comedy, but there's zero consistency, the plot is also pretty much non existent, as nobody really cares about saving the last cocoon until the last 5 minutes of the film.
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