Review of Shattered

Shattered (II) (2022)
2/10
I still believe it was a parody, this is the only explantion of J. Malkovich's presence
2 April 2022
Warning: Spoilers
The movie was so full of obscene and illogical episodes that it must have been a parody, obviously. If not, it was just an insult to common sense and any shred of intelligence one might have.

A girl running around in a thin summer dress with no coat while there is snow everywhere; the same girl invites some partners in crime to steal Chris's valuable paintings, then these guys leave....without said paintings; then this girl, whose goal is to take everything that's valuable stabbs through Picasso's painting with a sword and no regrets..... later on the girl fights with Chris, she drops a gun, he drops his phone, so he, of course, grabs only the phone and leaves the gun to her. This girl of 40 kg, gets stabbed with an axe but does not bleed, and keeps fighting like a Hulk - now it starts to seem like a Zombie apocalipse as clearly this woman is immortal. And then, of course, a child must kill this hot yet evil yet ever smiling Cidnerella look-alike because no adult has phisical strength to off her. I tell ya, this CANNOT meant to be a serious thriller.
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