True Real Life Scary Commie Things Going On In The 'Burgh
15 April 2022
Warning: Spoilers
I visit Pittsburgh about once a year. It's a nice city with lots of steep hills and narrow roads, although you maybe wouldn't know that from watching this film. I've always been cautious in Pittsburgh because it is crawling with Steeler fans. Now, thanks to this film, I now know I need to keep an eye out for commies. They've had plenty of time to make a come back, and have most likely infiltrated the pierogis industry. Dang those commies! Wait, I don't want to come across as too soft on commies, so let me revise my condemnation of them to: Dang, those dirty rotten filthy commies!

It was rewarding to see a commie get run over by a train in this movie. It would have been cool to see one get run over by a steam roller. The Warner Brothers ran over characters with steam rollers all the time in their cartoons.

I found this movie to be very effective and eye opening. I checked under my bed for commies before going to bed last night. I don't do that with a lot of movies. I did it with Jaws. When I did it with Jaws, I was looking for a Great White Shark and not commies. The Wizard of Oz had me checking for flying monkeys.

I must say Dorothy Hart looked rather fetching in a beret. Seeing her in this movie made me think of the Van Halen song "Hot For Teacher." I'm glad she didn't end up being a communist. It would have been like Paula Prentiss becoming a Stepford wife. If you've never seen The Stepford Wives, then sorry for the spoiler.

In conclusion, I highly recommend this motion picture if you don't like commies, never been to Pittsburgh and are a completist in viewing all the films of Sugarfoot Anderson.
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