Review of The Outlaw and His Wife

" . . . Bah-boo off the cliff" flick. Devised by devious Sons of Norway, THE OUTLAW AND HIS WIFE explicates that failed nation's credo, "When the law is closing in, fling your tykes off the nearest precipice." Life is cheap in Norway, which translates from the original European as "no way." Meaning "THIS is no way to live" or "There is no way that anyone else is as Evil as us!" OUTLAW is populated entirely by wrong-headed, anti-social sickos, who never see any options other than Doom and Gloom. When Kari tells his pillow mate of 18 years that "You are ugly; I've never realized how ugly you are until now; your face is like a dead horse's," this is considered a high mark of what passes for love poetry in Norway. Watching OUTLAW will likely warp many if not most viewers forever.