Review of Donald Applecore

. . . as a "Bonus Feature" on a disc titled "Melody Time" released in 2000, not to be confused with the feature film of the exact same name first foisted off on the American People in a 1948 theatrical release, and later released on DVD. The copy writer for the jewel case of the Melody Time including DONALD APPLE-CORE proves incapable of counting accurately as high as 10, stating that the disc contains "SEVEN classic stories," when any first grader will tell you the accompanying lists adds up to EIGHT titles. The five bits NOT considered "Bonus Features" are from the 1948 compilation, but ONCE UPON A WINTERTIME and TREES are inexplicably deleted from this disc, even though the subtitle set-up screen claims TREES is there. This pair of censored segments are haphazardly replaced by an unrelated random trio of stand-alone shorts from 1952 - 1954. It's all enough to make viewers Dizzy, but maybe that's the idea.