They Are Among Us...
20 June 2022
Rogue aliens have arrived in their CGI ship, seeking to conquer the Earth with their army of machete-swinging Astro-Zombies.

Watch out! These homeless-people-turned-actors can shamble rather swiftly!

Watch agog! As the Astro-Zombies slaughter unwary extras!

See! The interior of the alien ship, which reveals the latest in cardboard and Styrofoam technology!

Thrill! While the US government responds, meeting in what appears to be a teacher's lounge!

Shot on video tape, MARK OF THE ASTRO-ZOMBIES is Auteur Ted V. Mikels' magnum opus of cinematic mastery. It includes a touching tribute to John Carradine's disembodied head!

Indeed, the schlock gods have brought this down from heaven...
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