...then you'll love this movie. Seriously, take a bunch of drugs and see if you can make any sense out of this insane plot and absurd dialogue. It makes for a fun game. Add in that this movie had a budget of $10 (radio controlled cars and airplanes - probably purchased from Radio Shack - are about as high tech as these fourth rate James Bond-spy ripoffs gets) and it becomes a masterpiece of cinematic defilement.
For example: one gadget is a bomb on a boomerang. But when Secret Agent Busty McBlonde throws it at the bad guy, it doesn't, say, fly off in one direction and whip around to hit the villain from behind as boomerangs tend to do. No, the boomerang rockets straight at the villain like a baseball, hits him square in the face, and then explodes into an enormous fireball. So it's basically a grenade.
Anyways, the cast probably had a lot of orgies during the shooting of this film.
Also, anyone who doesn't recognize how truly dumb/insane this movie is should never be trusted to have children.
For example: one gadget is a bomb on a boomerang. But when Secret Agent Busty McBlonde throws it at the bad guy, it doesn't, say, fly off in one direction and whip around to hit the villain from behind as boomerangs tend to do. No, the boomerang rockets straight at the villain like a baseball, hits him square in the face, and then explodes into an enormous fireball. So it's basically a grenade.
Anyways, the cast probably had a lot of orgies during the shooting of this film.
Also, anyone who doesn't recognize how truly dumb/insane this movie is should never be trusted to have children.