White noise definition: A constant background noise, especially one that drowns out other sounds. White noise helps get a better quality night's sleep by masking environmental or outside noises that are causing disturbed sleep, thus falling asleep much faster and effortlessly. Exactly.
The only difference from the definition and this film's title, is that white noise is constant and soothing, while this boring nonsense excuse of a film was all over the place and annoying. The constant incoherent blabbering and irrelevant convoluted sub-plots became a cringe-fest quickly. The entire runtime was utterly disjointed and exhaustingly unbalanced. Almost every scene had no reason to be included with any other scene. It's a bunch of failed older screenplays shredded then randomly taped together. Even the embarrassingly abundant cheap product placement wont pay the bills for this flop. This has to be the biggest waste of film production I've seen in a long time. Even the talented cast were to be laughed at, not laughed with, which is about the only comedy in this film. All the critics who praised this nonsense clearly inhaled the fumes. So don't waste your time with this even if you're curious, it's 136 minutes of your life you will never get back. This nonsense should be studied in film schools on what not to do. It's a very generous 2/10, only for the decent score and pity for the cast that have to have their names attached to this.
The only difference from the definition and this film's title, is that white noise is constant and soothing, while this boring nonsense excuse of a film was all over the place and annoying. The constant incoherent blabbering and irrelevant convoluted sub-plots became a cringe-fest quickly. The entire runtime was utterly disjointed and exhaustingly unbalanced. Almost every scene had no reason to be included with any other scene. It's a bunch of failed older screenplays shredded then randomly taped together. Even the embarrassingly abundant cheap product placement wont pay the bills for this flop. This has to be the biggest waste of film production I've seen in a long time. Even the talented cast were to be laughed at, not laughed with, which is about the only comedy in this film. All the critics who praised this nonsense clearly inhaled the fumes. So don't waste your time with this even if you're curious, it's 136 minutes of your life you will never get back. This nonsense should be studied in film schools on what not to do. It's a very generous 2/10, only for the decent score and pity for the cast that have to have their names attached to this.