If you are a fan of anything "Clerks.", I do not recommend ever watching this movie. Having watched this movie, I will from now on consider the original ending of the first film as the true ending of "Clerks." Everything that supposedly happened after that night is a hypothetical timeline of what would have transpired if that guy decided to rob a 7-11 instead. It's too depressing to think that 27 years go by and all these hapless guys have to live for is one day in 1994 and one day in 2006. I mean, the guy finally finds love and is going to have a child and then you kill them both, right after the events of the last movie nonetheless. Then, he does nothing of importance for the next 16 years. If people want to be reminded about how crappy life can be, all they have to do is live or turn on the news. They "don't need to actually throw down hard-earned dollars" and waste two hours of their life on this garbage.
Review of Clerks III
