Everything was by the numbers for this melodramatic soap operaesque movie. No worse or better than others from this era, which isn't really saying anything. The story is good, and the location is beautiful. The execution falls way short of the mark, unfortunately. The cast is spotty, ranging from absulutely awful performances to quite decent ones. Inane dialogue ruins the day, and inept directing spoils what may have been entertaining viewing. The highlights of the movie are the muscle car and the boats. Beau's performance is hardly adequate. Mary Louise Parker is captivating as always, but ultimately her role amounts to zilch. Very clumsy direction and pointless side stories detract from any momentum. The rating here is preposterous as usual. A forgettable movie from start to finish. The old bugger who runs the failing boatyard is incompetent as an actor, whoever he is. It starts bad and gets worse as it unfolds. The characters end up coming across as idiotic bumbling morons, and that's not the case with the people of the era at all. Horrendous. One star for Parker and one for the scenery, which we don't get to see nearly enough of. Half the movie is filler of dragging scenes with close ups on faces which seem to be hoping this film doesn't sink their career. Rightfully so. The stupidity of it all will astound even people who usually lap up this inane drivel. Pure slop.
Review of Signs of Life
