Siesta Key (2017– )
3/10
These people aren't actually friends.. are they?
5 May 2023
First of all, these kids are boring, boring, boring! Second, I've never seen a group of 'friends' treat each other with such a lack of consideration and respect, talk so much s**t about each other, and be just downright nasty to each other. They fight FAR more than they get along. They swap BFs/GFs like there's literally no other humans in Florida and have all slept with each other. Every one of the girls are jealous, insecure little bleach blond brats and every one of the guys are shady tools. This kid Alex that every girl has a thing for is not physically attractive in any way and has zero personality to boot. He talks in this slow monotone voice that could put a rock to sleep, and seems high as a kite all the time. I don't care how much money his parents have, you couldn't pay me to even go on a date with this dude, let alone put up with his BS. If he's the hottest thing in Siesta Key, FL they have some serious slim pickins! The only likeable character IMO is Chloe because she puts all of her whiny, entitled, disrespectful 'friends' right in the place they belong. I'll give this a 3 because I'm still watching it, but only because I have nothing to do half my workday but watch TV and I'm seriously running out of things to watch.
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