6/10
Not The Final Indiana Jones Movie I Wanted
28 June 2023
I just got out of Indiana Jones & The Dial of Destiny

They have only gone and done it!! They have made a dull, boring Indiana Jones movie!! This is going to pain me to write.

It started out great (the first 20 minutes or so) then it's just very meh as it really drags to its ending!! If you don't like what Mangold did to Logan in Logan, you won't like what he has done to Indiana Jones here. He is an old, grumpy; miserable, very depressed alcoholic, who bores his students to sleep and he has retirement forced on him.

The chase sequences are clearly green screen and CGI and it really stands out!! It never feels real.

Ford is game, and almost everything he does in this movie is believable. John Williams score is the best thing about this movie.

Phoebe Waller Bridge is just one annoying woman, I never bought their relationship for one second, nothing feels real. None of her jokes landed and in the full movie, there was only one laugh in my screening and that was during a Raiders of The Lost Ark call back.

Mads Mickelson is as reliable as ever. He always delivers, so no complaints here.

It pains me to say, I'll probably never watch it again. Now it's time to drink away my disappointment.
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