Im a crybaby and this film just did not hit the right spots at all.. Felt totally fake compared to the other TF films. Or is that just how much more derivative this film is now?
Movie starts out ok. Gets interesting till you meet the gorilla. Is an absolute slog for the next hour. Wraps up with an "uh ok?" And the random post-credits scene which was not actually post-credits. Seems director over here figured nobody gave enough a crap to stay past the credits for one.
So formulaic. From the girls plot armor to the now typecast optimus prime. Also too much filler. Of all the films. This one had like ZERO reason to be longer than 1hr 30mins. Seriously dumb.
Only exception was noah and the kid. Noth were decent. But the girl and the one dimensional transformers? Apart from mirage..
The jumpscare devilbotthingies were so annoying..too much filler. Is this a horror flick yet?
Why is the transformers villains teeth so rusty? Someone of his leadership and caliber is not going to rock some homeless teeth. Hes either going to have perfect optimus teeth or none. Totally took me out of his perfectly delivered lines.
Some of the cgi is just bad. A lot of it.
I will rewatch at my own pace just to slam it more.
Movie starts out ok. Gets interesting till you meet the gorilla. Is an absolute slog for the next hour. Wraps up with an "uh ok?" And the random post-credits scene which was not actually post-credits. Seems director over here figured nobody gave enough a crap to stay past the credits for one.
So formulaic. From the girls plot armor to the now typecast optimus prime. Also too much filler. Of all the films. This one had like ZERO reason to be longer than 1hr 30mins. Seriously dumb.
Only exception was noah and the kid. Noth were decent. But the girl and the one dimensional transformers? Apart from mirage..
The jumpscare devilbotthingies were so annoying..too much filler. Is this a horror flick yet?
Why is the transformers villains teeth so rusty? Someone of his leadership and caliber is not going to rock some homeless teeth. Hes either going to have perfect optimus teeth or none. Totally took me out of his perfectly delivered lines.
Some of the cgi is just bad. A lot of it.
I will rewatch at my own pace just to slam it more.