6/10
Good Night, Miss Stafford, Wherever You Are!
11 July 2023
CORNY BUT ENJOYABLE story of a strait-laced, stern disciplinarian schoolteacher who has her entire small town cowed, and how she got that way. "Terrible" Miss Dove's vocabulary and diction are so high-flown and stilted, I fear it would sound like a foreign language to today's audiences. "Allow me to convey my felicitations!" She always wears a hankie pinned to her jacket, and makes the students wear one too. Elementary school was rugged in those days. We never find out Miss Dove's first name, and she never calls anybody by a nickname, saying "Will-i-am" instead of "Bill," for instance. -

Jennifer Jones gets to do some acting in her scenes with Miss D as a 19-year-old. Stereotypes practically monopolize the supporting roles, Chuck Connors is an Irish cop, black servant, blonde floozy, they're all there. Miss D has little sympathy for a woman pregnant out of wedlock. Robert Stack is his usual confident self. There's even a Dead End Kid type who escapes from prison to see his beloved teacher--twice! The lone Jewish kid becomes a big-time Broadway playwright. It goes on and on. -

In my home town, there was a high school teacher much like this, Miss Stafford, who had the whole town in an iron grip of fear. When she retired, they had a big party for her, in the football stadium! And gave her a new car! So the story isn't so far from reality. -

The photography, in Cinemascope, is gorgeous. The story is told mainly in flashbacks, so don't go to sleep or you'll wake up confused. It's worth a look for fans of popular culture of the mid-twentieth century, and for those who are always whining about how there aren't any "likable characters" in a movie. No surprises here, all these characters are just what you expect, not scary at all.
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