Even for a micro-budget "special", this movie is plainly God-awful. "The Beast Beneath" tries to borrow a bit from "Tremors" and a bit from "JAWS", and is successful at none of it. I've seen a few of the trash films that the infamous Polonia Brothers have put out, and Dustin Ferguson manages to still somehow fall short of the ridiculously low bar that they've set.
The special effects are worthy of a second grade elementary school production. No one, and I mean NO ONE, in this rancid bowel movement of a movie can act worth a lick. This film isn't even laughably bad; it's just terrible. The plot, script, and dialogue all seem to have been made up on the spot as each scene was shot.
I'm a horror movie geek, and I even like some of the really bad ones, but there are movies like "White Fangs", "Midnight Macabre", "Dark Attachment", "Bride of the Werewolf", and "The Beast Beneath" that make me want to take a nail-studded baseball bat to whomever was responsible for making them.
Now, there's a decent premise for a horror movie... a film about someone stalking and killing people who make horrible movies like this one.
The special effects are worthy of a second grade elementary school production. No one, and I mean NO ONE, in this rancid bowel movement of a movie can act worth a lick. This film isn't even laughably bad; it's just terrible. The plot, script, and dialogue all seem to have been made up on the spot as each scene was shot.
I'm a horror movie geek, and I even like some of the really bad ones, but there are movies like "White Fangs", "Midnight Macabre", "Dark Attachment", "Bride of the Werewolf", and "The Beast Beneath" that make me want to take a nail-studded baseball bat to whomever was responsible for making them.
Now, there's a decent premise for a horror movie... a film about someone stalking and killing people who make horrible movies like this one.