5/10
This is not a cult, it's an anti cult...of dorks.
4 December 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Ok so this gal does ecstasy once and friggin loves it so much that she starts banging the old guy that gives her dope and names her self god. Then a few hippies show up over time and are like ,"hey are you god?" and she's like "sure I guess, wanna get hammered?" They do. So they all get hammered, a lot. Especially the god lady. Pretty sure she didnt even care-nor want to be a cult leader. She just wanted to party. Naming herself god right out of the gate was a bold move because that was the most effort she put into any sort of brain washing or cult leader type behavior the whole time. She let that one move carry her on for years. Then she dies from alcohol poisoning a few years later, as you do when you pound screwdrivers 12 hours a day and blast LSD to the dome constantly. The best part was the first feller that showed up to meet her after she left the old guy giving her drugs. He clearly was not the type to be into this sort of natural mystical thing but there he was. Shortly after they started selling hippie type products on Amazon and used her hippie god persona as the main means of marketing. Clearly this was all his idea and she was like probably like, "will it make us enough money to buy more shrooms?" And he was like, "yup!" And she said, "Im totally in" and then it went from there. Every video of them all congregating around the cult clubhouse, dressed in tie dye and smoking the peace pipe and this guy is in the corner dressed like an accountant running sales numbers on his laptop and I said, that guy's definitely grifting and gonna steal all the money. Guess what happened in the end, he stole all the money. Actually he didnt steal all the money, everything was in his name so the money was his the whole time. I wish they'd do a doc on him and how he conjured up this whole scheme. Anyways, that's it, that's the movie. It's very mediocre.
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