Wow, this is the worst. That's why it's the best. But also the worst.
Imagine if someone took Schumacher's silly goof Batman, mixed it with Burton's darker Batman, then made it the worst and sprinkled sexism over it.
"Eat my shorts!" intimidates Black Scorpion's enemy.
"That goes double for me!" adds his buddy.
Like, REALLY dumb dialog and writing. It's super cheesy and very self-aware. Which makes it the worst. But also the best. And it's actually good at wrecking and exploding cop cars.
I appreciate that Prime tends to scrape those libraries clean and bring out this weird obscure stuff that would've otherwise been lost at the bottom of a barrel in some giant digital warehouse for all eternity.
Most of it is probably garbage, but this right here is an uncut cult classic trash gem.
Imagine if someone took Schumacher's silly goof Batman, mixed it with Burton's darker Batman, then made it the worst and sprinkled sexism over it.
"Eat my shorts!" intimidates Black Scorpion's enemy.
"That goes double for me!" adds his buddy.
Like, REALLY dumb dialog and writing. It's super cheesy and very self-aware. Which makes it the worst. But also the best. And it's actually good at wrecking and exploding cop cars.
I appreciate that Prime tends to scrape those libraries clean and bring out this weird obscure stuff that would've otherwise been lost at the bottom of a barrel in some giant digital warehouse for all eternity.
Most of it is probably garbage, but this right here is an uncut cult classic trash gem.