Went to the theater today and was expecting a good creepy ick. Well not this time, sister. The first half was trying to build up a story by switching from obvious foreshadowing and bits of history. The history went nowhere and the foreshadowing didn't either. Ok so the second half was just a monkey throwing poo at a script. Really, it's as if the writers were brainstorming scenes for the movie and then said well let's just film some of those and stick them in the movie...nobody will notice there's no story or reason for them to be happening. This was the biggest pile of empty movie carcasses to hit the screen since Cats. Rotted.
Review of The First Omen
