Alan Wake II (2023 Video Game)
9/10
A true nightmare
11 April 2024
---{ Graphics }--- You forget what reality is ☑ Beautiful Good Decent Bad Don't look too long at it MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }--- Very good ☑ Good It's just gameplay Mehh Watch paint dry instead Just don't

---{ Audio }--- Eargasm Very good ☑ Good Not too bad Bad I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }--- Kids Teens Adults ☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }--- Check if you can run paint Potato Decent Fast Rich boi ☑ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }--- Floppy Disk Old Fashioned Workable Big Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive ☑ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }--- Just press 'W' Easy Easy to learn / Hard to master Significant brain usage Difficult ☑ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }--- Nothing to grind ☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks Isn't necessary to progress Average grind level Too much grind You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }--- No Story Some lore Average Good Lovely It'll replace your life ☑

---{ Game Time }--- Long enough for a cup of coffee Short Average Long ☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }--- It's free!

Worth the price ☑ If it's on sale If u have some spare money left Not recommended You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }--- Never heard of Minor bugs ☑ Can get annoying ARK: Survival Evolved The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }--- 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 ☑(so close to a 10) 10

---{ Author }--- Alpha X.
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