3/10
Gangster In Love
24 April 2024
Warning: Spoilers
"Midnight Alibi" was about a gangster in love with his nemesis's sister. It was tantamount to a lightweight "Westside Story."

A gangster named Lance McGowan (Richard Barthelmess) met a pretty girl named Joan Morley (Ann Dvorak) on a boat. The two hit it off really well then went their separate ways once they reached land. Later Lance saw Joan and found out that Joan was Angie Morley's baby sister. That was going to be a huge problem considering Angie (Robert Barrat) was a rival gangster and Lance had just recently ripped off some of Angie's casinos.

One night, when Lance was on the run from Angie's guys, he entered the home of an old lady named Abigail Ardsley (Helen Lowell). Abigail then began to regale Lance of her lost lover some forty-five years earlier. Abigail was an eighteen-year-old young lady of wealth in 1888 and she was in love with her father's clerk (also played by Richard Barthelmess). Abigail's father, Jonathan (Henry O'Neill), was unequivocally opposed to his clerk marrying his daughter. Abigail (the older version) told Lance this story because he looked just like her lost lover.

Lance saw himself like the clerk in the story with his situation with Joan and her brother Angie. Just like the clerk was denied being with his beloved, so was Lance. The only problem with the analogies is that Robert Anders (the clerk) was a clerk while Lance was a gangster. There's a far cry between the two. Jonathan Ardsley kept his daughter away from Robert Anders due to classism. Angie wanted to keep his sister away from Lance because 1.) Lance was a gangster and 2.) he was his rival. Angie had every reason to dislike Lance.

When Abigail told her story about her lost lover, she mentioned that she never spoke to her father again and that she remained single the rest of her life. Maybe that's why she was sixty-three yet looked eighty-three. She remained a lonely old maid for forty-five years because her sweetheart was killed. That's extreme.

We knew that the love between Lance and Joan wouldn't have the same outcome as the love between Abigail and Robert. Robert was shot and killed by Abigail's father when he caught him on his property late at night. We knew that Lance had to unite with Joan because there had to be a happy ending.

Lance did get to unite with Joan thanks to Abigail.

In a very improbable string of events, Lance went to Angie's HQ to talk it out with him about Joan. It was a risky move that was also very dumb considering Angie just tried to kill him the day before. Even if Angie hadn't tried to kill him, he was still risking his neck to meet Angie on his stomping grounds.

Lance boldly walked into Angie's place of business and asked one of his men where Angie was. Like a fool, Angie's man told Lance where he was.

I don't know any gang members who give up their boss's location to his enemy with a simple request. Not only that, no one even frisked him before allowing him to go upstairs to Angie's private office. I've seen better security at Walgreens.

Lance went into Angie's office where Angie plainly said that there was absolutely no way he was going to allow him to see Joan. At the same time one of Lance's men came into the establishment to check on his boss just to make sure he was safe being in Angie's joint alone. And again, Angie's security was so lax that another guy made it up to his private office with no interference.

Right when Angie pulled a gun from his drawer to dispense with the pesky Lance, Lance's man burst through the door and killed Angie. You knew one thing: this was going to make it easier for Lance and Joan to get together. Angie was their single biggest impediment. Even if Joan believed Lance killed her brother, he'd be able to assure her that he didn't and then they could go on to be a happy couple.

Lance was arrested for the murder of Joan's brother. The evidence was pretty damning and he didn't have a sufficient alibi; that was until Abigail strolled into the courthouse defying all legal procedure to be a witness for the defense (Lance). When she walked in it was as if royalty had entered the building. Everyone gasped and gazed and was deferential towards her, even the judge. So, when she said that Lance left her home at midnight (thereby making it impossible for him to have shot Angie), the case was summarily dismissed by the judge for lack of evidence.

So, a lonely old lady perjured herself to protect a guy who looked like her lost lover. It was sappy and it was very deus ex machina. Lance was all but convicted, but when Abigail said that he was at her home when her "clock read twelve," then that's all it took to override all the other testimonies and witnesses.

If our hearts were uneasy because a decent old lady perjured herself for a gangster in love, then she set them at ease a bit later. When Lance paid her a visit and said, "Thanks for everything. I'm only sorry that you had to lie for me."

She responded, "But I didn't. That clock did indicate twelve o'clock when you left. When Robert died in my arms I stopped all the clocks. So for forty-five years it has always been midnight in this house."

How pathetic.

I understand the implication here, but I still think it's pathetic. The implication is that she loved Robert so deeply, and losing him was so tragic that she stopped living. No, she didn't commit suicide, but she stopped the clocks thereby effectively stopping time, and she never moved on with her life--never met another man, never left her home, never did anything. So, for forty-five years she'd been in mourning. If this was a scary movie she'd be La Llorona or some other tormented ghost.

"Midnight Alibi" went for sweet sad romance and I wasn't a fan. Spare me the tragic romance stuff unless you can weave it into a badass story that has some teeth.

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