On the night of their "Five Year Roommate Anniversary", Sam and Barb engage in constant one-upmanship in a game of wits, only to realize they might be in love with one another. But because they're both terrified to admit it, they continue to make each other jealous and engage in a series of more and more harmful behavior, until someone gets hurt. Sam and Barb's School for Scandal is set to Samuel Barber's Overture to the School for Scandal.