What Price Hollywood? (1932)

Josephine Whittell: Miss DuPont - the Interviewer

Quotes 

• Miss DuPont - the Interviewer : Of course you know Miss Evans, I'm writing a series of articles on the love lives of picture stars and I want your love life for the April number.

  Lonny Borden : You want what?

  Miss DuPont - the Interviewer : Now of course you don't mind answering just a few intimate questions. Of course I know you married for love. But was it the thoughtful reasoning kind or was it the blind passionate ummmmph kind?

  Mary Evans : Well I don't know. I suppose it was the...

  Lonny Borden : Well I should say it was the, uh, ummmmph kind!

  Miss DuPont - the Interviewer : That's good! Now are you planning on having a family?

  Mary Evans : I hope to some day.

  Miss DuPont - the Interviewer : Oh how sweet. How interesting. Have you seperate bedrooms?

  Mary Evans : No.

  Miss DuPont - the Interviewer : Oh I must have a photograph of your bedroom! Now Miss Evans, tell me, just how far do you think a wife should go to keep a husband's love?

  Mary Evans : Well I know I'd go a long way myself.

  Miss DuPont - the Interviewer : And what do you think a husband should do to keep a wife's love, Mr. Borden?

  Lonny Borden : I really haven't the faintest idea. Suppose you tell me!

  Miss DuPont - the Interviewer : Oh oh oh. I've never been a husband. That reminds me. Have you a photograph showing your marvelous physique?

  Lonny Borden : No but I have my appendix in the other room in a bottle. Perhaps you'd like to photograph that!

  [Lonny gets up and exits] 

  Miss DuPont - the Interviewer : Has he gone to get it?

  Mary Evans : No, uh, I, I don't think so, ummm.

• Miss DuPont - the Interviewer : Oh how do you do?

  Mary Evans : How do you do Miss DuPont?

  Miss DuPont - the Interviewer : My what a lovely place!

  Mary Evans : This is my husband.

  Miss DuPont - the Interviewer : How do you do Mr. Borden?

  Lonny Borden : How do you do.

  Miss DuPont - the Interviewer : I didn't dream you were so handsome. What a pair of lovers! Oh I must have a photograph of you looking at each other just like that.

  Mary Evans : Well, let's sit down.

  Miss DuPont - the Interviewer : Thank you.

  Mary Evans : Come on Lonny.

  [Mary grabs Lonny's arm and pulls him down to sit]