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6/10
Mitchell & Durant shanghai this ship
The extremely beautiful (and sexy) Alice Faye has long been underrated as an actress and a singer. One of the best moments of film acting I've ever seen was Faye's big scene in "Alexander's Ragtime Band", as the former girlfriend of bandleader Tyrone Power who has come to attend a performance of his Army show in the hopes of going backstage afterwards to tell him she loves him after all and she's decided to take him back. The show ends with a stirring finale, as Power and his cast (all in uniform) march up the theatre's gangway singing "We're on our way to France". The show has ended every performance with this number. Faye's great scene comes at the moment when she realises that this time it isn't an act: Power and the other soldiers are marching directly from here to a troopship, and if she can't get through the theatre crowd in time to say goodbye to him, he'll never know how she really feels... Faye's emotional response is riveting, and absolutely believable.

Sadly, for most filmgoers, Alice Faye is either altogether forgotten or a camp icon. In the original screenplay for 'The Last of Sheila', Stephen Sondheim and Anthony Perkins made a cheap joke about Alice Faye's name being pig-Latin for 'phallus'. She deserves better.

'She Learned about Sailors', regrettably, is typical of the fare that 20th Century-Fox usually lumbered Faye with. She plays a nightclub chantoozey in Shanghai, although 'Shanghai' looks just like one of Fox's low-budget Chinatown sets. The later action shifts to Stateside ... which also looks like one of Fox's sets, but not quite so low-budget.

The great delight of this film is the knockabout comedy team of Mitchell and Durant, as two sailors who play a 'joke' on Faye and their shipmate Lew Ayres. Short stocky Frank Mitchell and tall urbane Jack Durant were a vaudeville act whose turn consisted of bizarre acrobatics and violent knockabout, with Durant picking up Mitchell and flinging him all over the stage. They first made their impression on film in 'Stand Up and Cheer'. Like a lot of other vaudeville acts, they soon discovered that the act they'd honed for years on the vaude circuit would get stale very fast on the movie screen.

In 'She Learned about Sailors', blessedly, Mitchell and Durant get to perform *two* knockabout routines, and these are classic examples of vaudeville pratfall humour. This film and 'Stand Up and Cheer' used up all their material. Afterwards, Mitchell drifted out of showbiz. Durant, a handsome man who strongly resembled Clark Gable (and who could have worked as Gable's stand-in if he'd signed with MGM), drifted through several more films, playing bit roles with no lines, such as his brief appearance as a lighthouse engineer in 'Captain January'. When Mae West left Paramount for Fox, Durant briefly dated her ... but it was a publicity stunt to hype her fading career and give him some name value.

Alice Faye sings pleasantly (and briefly) in 'She Learned about Sailors', but none of her material here is memorable. Harry Green does his usual annoying little Jewish guy routine, this time hiding behind a Spanish name. I'll rate this movie 6 out of 10, mostly for those two comedy turns.
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5/10
I loved Alice, but hated Mitchell and Durant!
JohnHowardReid30 July 2016
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I guess this is the sort of movie that pleases no-one - except for staunch admirers of EITHER Alice Faye OR Mitchell and Durant. Put me firmly in the former category. You either like the antics of Mitchell and Durant or you hate them. I hate them! They don't have just the two all-out, slam-me-around routines that dominate the second half of the movie, they have stacks of aggressively unfunny horseplay in the first half too. And what with Lew Ayres also filling up the scenery, there's not much left for Alice to do but smile and sing one song, namely "She Learned About Sailors". The script was not exactly first-rate to begin with, but it manages to get even more repetitious and boring before it finally winds up with the predictable conclusion that everyone in the audience can see coming from the moment the ambivalent Ayres character lays eyes on Alice. As a hero, Ayres is a bore. Not his fault -- just the rotten script and the don't-make-it-good-make-it-Wednesday- direction.
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6/10
Alice Faye and Lew Ayres Made an Attractive Couple.....
kidboots30 January 2013
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....but what a tedious movie! Before she hit the big time in the late 1930s Alice had to grind out a couple of programmers in which her "blonde dream" looks and sultry singing were all the films had to recommend them. Lew Ayre's career was at a low ebb and even though this was his first movie with a new Fox contract it wasn't an improvement on his recent ones. In fact this movie was supposed to showcase the hot new comedy team of Mitchell and Durant - but it fell flat!! Not only did they have a violent "3 Stooges" approach to comedy, they had no appeal and were very unfunny.

They are introduced immediately as Peanuts and Eddie singing "She Learned About Sailors" and even Lew Ayres, as hapless gob Larry Wilson, gets into the act. In Shanghai Larry meets singer Jean (Faye) who, in the reason to see this movie, sings the catchy "Here's the Key to My Heart". Of course they are both attracted to each other but decide to try a week of just being friends to see if they are compatible. The rest of the movie is made up of mistaken feelings and Peanut's and Eddie's interference to put things right.

Jean eagerly rushes to Honolulu to meet Larry. He doesn't know anything about it, having written her a letter in which he tried to spare her feelings but the dynamic duo have intercepted the letter and Jean then overhears him in another booth using the same "line" on a different girl. Of course everything turns out all right, the annoying thing being that Alice only sings one song and that occurs within 5 minutes of the film's start. The rest of the movie being devoted to the tiresome comedy of a duo who, fortunately, didn't prove popular.
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4/10
antics of mitchell and durant ruin this film
malcolmgsw15 January 2007
I thought that this film would be one of the typical Fox musicals that they churned out in their 30s,alas no.Apart from one number near the beginning there is nothing.Nor is there much in the way of plot.I can only suppose that in order to get round this problem Fox decided to engage the services of Mitchell & Durant to fill in the gaps.I had fortunately never seen this pair before and i will make sure that i never see them again.I suppose the only way to describe them was an unsubtle version of The Three Sttoges.The "humour" of the dreadful duo seem to comprise of finding as many different variations as they could of hitting each other.For anyone interested in Alice Faye this film is a waste of time.As for Lew Ayres how far had he fallen from All Quiet to have to appear in this mess.Given that M & D are on screen for the majority of time this film is only for their fans or more likely fan.Otherwise give this a miss.
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4/10
The Key To Her Heart
bkoganbing13 April 2008
Although Alice Faye is in great voice and sings a very good number, Here's The Key To My Heart, in She Learned About Sailors the film itself is a rather dopey one about the romance of a café singer and Navy enlisted man when they meet in Shanghai.

Shanghai was a big port of call for our Navy in Kuomintang China, we had Marines stationed there for most of the years between the World Wars. The sailor in this film is Lew Ayres who even warbles a few unmemorable notes in passing.

Sad to say though other than Alice's singing, She Learned About Sailors will not go down as one of her memorable films. Lew Ayres is unfortunately saddled with a pair of stumble-bum comics, Frank Mitchell and Jack Durant, who are constantly interfering one way or the other with their buddy's romance. The film is really all about them and their interference.

Alice did manage to record Here's the Key to My Heart before Darryl F. Zanuck lowered the boom on her recording career. The record she does with it is a good one and it has the added attraction of Alice being backed by Rudy Vallee and the Connecticut Yankees with Rudy making an unbilled appearance on the record.

But take it from me folks, the record Alice made is far better than the film the song came from.
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4/10
Alice wins the key to my heart!
mark.waltz17 January 2017
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What is essentially a very mediocre comedy comes alive whenever the vibrant Alice Faye comes on screen. She's a young singer who falls under the spell of handsome Lew Ayres which involves her in the crazy antics of Jack Mitchell and Frank Durant, two dopes who get him all sorts of trouble. Faye makes a bet that Ayres can't go without trying to kiss her, and tries to get him to loose the bet, either to get rid of him, test him or drive him crazy. Ayres and Faye have a misunderstanding concerning another girl and another soldier, and it's up to the two nitwits to try and get them back together.

It's an alright pre-code comedy with a few songs, one of them the upbeat "Here's the Key to my Heart" which is one of Faye's early hits. "Oh you nasty man", which Faye introduced in the same year's "George White's Scandals" is heard during a scene at a dance hall. There's some great comic bits, but the plot is slight and the comedy of Durant and Mitchell hard to take at times. Faye is charming, quite different than her overly lady like roles of the 1940's, and quite alluring with her Jean Harlow like early image. Ayres gets a few great comic moments, most memorably when he pretends to be a pedi cab driver, knocking Alice around as he takes her all over the Chinese port where he's stationed.
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3/10
I hope the checks they sent to the writers for this film bounced!
planktonrules21 May 2024
"She Learned About Sailors" is a bad film and the only reason to see it is, possibly, to see Alice Faye in one of her earliest movies. Apart from that...skip it!

Larry (Lew Ayres) and his two idiot friends have just arrived in Shanghai. They are sailors on shore leave and Larry the ladies man immediately goes into wolf mode when he sees Jean (Faye)...badgering and sexually harassing her until she agrees to go out with him. Despite this, the pair get along great and soon they are talking about marriage. However, later Larry realizes being a Navy wife is a lousy life and sends her a letter telling her it's off (a classy move, I know). However, the idiot friends decide to intervene and they intercept the letter and write one instead...and soon Jean is head over heels in love with Larry and is going to head to the States to be with him. Surprise, surprise, however, when she arrives and sees him with another woman! Soon the idiots get involved again and to try to take care of the problem, they do what idiots do...they lie even more.

This is a terrible story. It never makes sense, it's about as romantic as psoriasis and it is a shame as Ayres and Faye are good actors...but it's not apparently in this bilge.
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