(1973)

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Beautiful actresses wasted in lousy porn film
lor_11 October 2011
Warning: Spoilers
THE TRUE WAY is Frisco pornmaker Bob Kirk's poorly made tale of a fake spiritual cult. As is usually the case, he hires attractive actresses and then proceeds to waste their talents.

Having previously helmed JANE BOND, Kirk opens the film by pirating one more time Monty Norman's James Bond theme on the soundtrack, as we see voice-over action of girls being invited to some mysterious meeting, supposedly of a women's lib group.

It turns out to be at the home of a fake Spiritual Leader (Bob Silvani), who dresses in various outfits and lays a heavy trip on them.

First up to discover The True Way is Margaret (lovely & busy blonde Nina Fause), who drinks from a special cup and enters The Portal, to find a guy dressed up like a Ku Klux Klansman, serving as her "Guiding Light".

A familiar avant-garde jazz bass & drums duo version of "Summertime" (stolen from Elvin Jones & Richard Davis's 1968 impulse! LP "Heavy Sounds") plays as Fause services him, resulting in a finger-lickin' good money shot.

Next to arrive is Suzy Martin (knockout Brigitte Maier, still toiling in lousy assignments early in her career) who is sent through the Stargate (same crummy set as The Portal before) to hump the Starguide. He's wearing an idiotic outfit including a gold & white mask, just the thing for some in & out action with Brigitte.

Third girl is Amy Young (bountiful Maggie Williams), who repeats the same routine, with anal sex added.

All three girls return as Hank Mancini's "Baby Elephant Walk" plays, to have a four-way with lucky Silvani.

SPOILER ALERT:

Stupid ending reveals that all these masked hooligans are members of ROMP, "Rejection Overriders Manipulatory Programming", a group dedicated to laying girls under false pretenses. Sounds like filmmaker Kirk's m.o.
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