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Im surprised that i enjoy vintage or classic porns more than the latest pornstars. This classic right here is a gem, where pornstars really act as naturally compare to the current obviously bad acting scripted porns. I agree that porn nowadays have beautiful girls, but to my taste that doesn't sum up to what i enjoy as a viewer.

After a serving of the fun Curry Western Wanted: Dead or Alive (1984-also reviewed) I decided to make things extra spicy,by going for a double bill with a Golden Age of Adult films title from the same year. Searching Nodriesrespect's reviews from the year, I found a title which led to me going for a slice of sweet cherry pie.

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Linking the tales together with a wraparound story of narrator "Uncle" Paul (played with the right amount of creepy vibes by future Adult film maker Paul Thomas) getting up close with his niece, husband & wife co-writers/co-directing auteurs David I. Frazer & " Svetlana" reunite with cinematographer Gene Petrov and flick this showcase of up and "coming" starlets with soft-focus close-ups on the alluring leads, and crisp, glossy lighting bringing a touch of glamour to proceedings.

Coming in the middle of her run that would climax in taking the industry to the brink of collapse, Traci Lords gives an enthusiastic turn as high school chick Jodie, who puts John Leslie's teacher Warren under pressure to cave in to her request for a lustful education. The stars of the show,Rikki Blake and Peter North give erotic, eager performances as Cheryl and Brian, whose Lovers Lane visit soon gets hot and heavy.

Based around lad and lasses losing their innocence, the writers sweeten the theme with a welcomed thrust of Comedy into the tales, with the butter wouldn't melt in their mouth innocence being spread along them initiating proceedings to pop cherries.

You can really tell that this porno movie directed by David Frazier is from the 1980s with the overgrown pubic hair, lack of protection, bad clothes, and awful background music. This movie has a lots of fake moaning and over-acting as well. However, the worst offense by this porno movie, is the fact that, it's stars an underage girl known as Traci Lords in the lead role. Don't get me wrong, I know the movie producers isn't, all at fault here. After all, they did check the starlet's California driver's license, U.S. passport, and a birth certificate, which stated that her real name was Kristie Nussman and her birth date of November 17, 1962. Yet, they didn't dig deep enough, to make sure, it's legit. In 1986, the lid of can of worms open, when out of control, Traci Lords was caught, using excessive cocaine by law enforcements. It is here, that authorities discovered that, not was her name was a lied, but her birthday as well. In truth, Nora Louise Kuzma AKA Traci Lords was born May 7, 1968, making her, way underage, to appear in pornographic movies. The news, start shockwaves, throughout the adult film industry. Distributors and video rental stores were ordered to remove all her videos, including this to avoid the risk of prosecution for trafficking in child pornography, and others serve jail time. The withdrawal of her films cost the industry millions of dollars and still haunts the industry, even today. For Lords, she mostly came out of the scandal, unscave, becoming a mainstream actress, two years later in 1988's Roger Corman's film, 'Not of this Earth'; which sucks for those, who trusted the woman. It's even surprising, that she still get works, even today, after lying to law enforcement, photographers, producers, directors, co-workers, and the general public for two years of her life. Yes, I know, that she lied about her age, in order to survive, due to being a teenager runaway and all that. But still, it doesn't give her, the right to con, everybody that help her career, possible. I really thought, her film career, would be, over after the news broke out. I guess, everybody forgave her, after, she clean herself up, and became more of a public activist for women and children rights, when it comes to dealing with underage runaways and abusement. Personally, I would love to see more punishment for Lords. After all, it really does seem like, she got away with a lot of defrauding crimes. Anyways, that brings us to this movie. Like any other porno flick with her, from this era. Many of her hardcore scenes within the movie was indeed, edited out. However, there are versions of this film, out there, that includes her scenes with actor, John Leslie. In this, Traci plays an underage high school student, named Jodie Brown who wants to sleep, with her, much older, Sex-Ed teacher, Mr. Warren (John Leslie) by seducing him. Not only, does, Jodie not know, how to take 'no' for an answer, but she also kinda physically force herself onto the man, 25 years old, her senior, even when he's trying to avoid her. Its border line, attempt rape, until he finally gives in. Even if John Leslie looks like a discount older Michael Douglas. Those scenes are not appealing nor sexy at all. Nevertheless, the movie get even creepier, with the other sleazy sequences, involving Jodie's friends. This, includes, scenes of one of her friend, Debbie (Marguerite Nuit) having affair with Jodie's father, Peter (Jamie Gallis) under Jodie's naive nose & another one, Cheryl (Rikki Blake) getting molested and gangbang by her boyfriend, Brian (Peter North) and his friends, pretending they were cops. Even the Paul Thomas's narrative sequence were gross, with him, trying to get into the pants of his niece, Gina (Roxanne Rollan). Without spoiling the movie; too much, the film is kinda dishonest. The film is supposed to be, an educational 'coming to age' film about what it feels to lose your virginity, but it feels more on pushing a disturbing message about allowing, old farts to take your virginity. That's isn't sexy. It's disturbing and ugly. The only decent sex scene that seems relate to anything about what virgins normally go through in real life, was in the beginning of the film, with Suzie (Bunny Bleu) & her boyfriend (Shone Taylor). It show the awkwardly, very well, despite the two performers speaking to each other, as if they graduate pre-school, than high school. If anything, it seems like one of them, was hiding the fact that he's gay. Despite that, I have to say, all of the actresses were somewhat attractive, but the men in this film, needed some more work. Overall: Compare to modern day, porn, this movie is pretty much a dirty time capsule of what 1980's thought what was sexy. For somebody who lived the 1980's, this movie might serve as a nostalgia erotica, but for me, the movie is just outdated gross looking, sleazy piece of crap from a bygone era, that deserve to be forgotten. It's that bad. Can't not recommended, watching. It will anger you.