Four Rooms (1995)
Antonio Banderas: Man (segment "The Misbehavers")
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[after seeing that the room is on fire; Ted has a needle in his hand while holding the leg of a dead woman; Sara has a bottle of champagne in her hand, and Juancho is smoking]
Man : [perks eyebrows] Did they misbehave?
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Man : Hmm.
[lets go of Ted's face and pulls out some money]
Man : 100, 200, 300. Here you are.
Ted the Bellhop : I thought you said 500.
Man : No, I said 300.
Ted the Bellhop : No, sir. I distinctly heard you say 500.
Man : Are you calling me a liar?
Ted the Bellhop : No, sir. What I'm saying is that you accidentally forgot that the first thing you said...
Man : But what I last said was 300, and what you say last is what counts.
Ted the Bellhop : Well, then, if you say 500 one last time, we have a deal.
Man : You fucking with me, pendejo?
Ted the Bellhop : No, sir, but I'm by myself, and looking after your kids is a pain in the ass I don't need.
Man : [whispering] Are you calling my kids a pain in the ass?
Ted the Bellhop : Why, no, sir, not the kids. It's the situation that is a pain in the ass.
Man : No, you were right the first time. They're a pain in the ass. All right. You win, tough guy. 500.
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Man : All right. You want 500 bucks?
Ted the Bellhop : Sure.
Man : [thinks for a bit] How about three?
Ted the Bellhop : 300 dollars?
Man : Yeah.
Ted the Bellhop : Three's fine.
Man : Good. My children are staying here tonight watching TV. I want you to check up on them every 30 minutes.
Ted the Bellhop : Check up on them?
Man : Yeah, make sure they're all right. Make sure they're fed. Make sure they go to bed. You know, these things.
Ted the Bellhop : Sir, I can send out for a babysitting service.
Man : No. I don't trust babysitters. My children are safer alone than with some fucked-up pedophile babysitter I don't know from the man in the fucking moon.
Wife : What about him? What makes you think you can trust him?
Man : [grabs Ted's face] Tell me that's not a face you can trust.
Ted the Bellhop : I'd love to help you with your problem, sir, but unfortunately I'm here alone tonight.
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Man : You kids are gonna stay here watching TV. I want you to be in bed and asleep before twelve. Your mother and I will be back later on - maybe. *Don't* misbehave.