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With a title as blunt as this, I sure wasn't expecting a fancy-schmancy work of true cinematic art that offers some pretty heavy and provocative insights on the many facets of the human condition. Indeed, those looking looking for any kind of depth whatsoever are better advised to go jump in the proverbial lake. However, if 42 amiably mindless minutes of cheerfully inane T&A schlock schlock flies your kite, then this honey is sure to send you rocketing straight into the stratosphere. The flimsy story centers on a security guard working at a horror convention in a hotel who dozes off on the job. While asleep the guard fantasies about three luscious scream queens who are guests at the convention. The sexy trio all take turns attempting to seduce our hero in erotic dreams in which this dude transforms into various different monsters. Okay, what this honey lacks in substance (plenty, to be brutally honest) it more than compensates for in tasty unclad distaff skin. Scorching hot adult film starlet Jasmin St. Slaire and slender redhead fox Kelly Smith both pop their tops in the name of leering exploitation while yummy blonde Melissa Silver earns extra points for happily showing drooling degenerate perverts the whole delectable package. Busty blonde Stacy Warfel and buxom brunette Debbie D likewise bare their bountiful wares. Sure, it's little more than a feeble excuse to display a quintet of attractive gals in the buff while merrily gyrating to tacky rockin' hair band music and giving come hither stares directly to the camera, but this cheap'n'cheesy piece of micro-budget shot-on-video trash nonetheless delivers exactly what it promises in a brisk and satisfying to-the-point manner.