The Game (1997)

Sean Penn: Conrad

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Quotes 

• Conrad : They just fuck you and they fuck you and they fuck you, and then just when you think it's all over, that's when the real fucking starts!

• Conrad : They won't leave me alone! I'm a goddam human piñata!

• Conrad : I just found myself laying naked on a beach near Ibiza and all of a sudden it clicked: October 12th, Nicky's birthday.

  Nicholas : October 11th.

  Conrad : Whatever.

• Conrad : This is for you.

  Nicholas : You shouldn't have.

  Conrad : What do you get for the man who has... everything?

  Nicholas : [reading card]  "Consumer Recreation Services." Well, I do have golf clubs.

  Conrad : Call that number.

  Nicholas : Why?

  Conrad : Make your life... fun.

  Nicholas : Fun.

  Conrad : You know what that is... uh, you've seen other people have it.

• Nicholas : What's that?

  Conrad : [signs document]  This... is... the bill.

  Nicholas : Do you want to split it?

  Conrad : [exhales]  Oh God yes! I'll take some of that...

  [shows Nicholas enormous number at bottom of receipt] 

  Nicholas : [shocked look]  Oh my God...

• Nicholas : You can't smoke here.

  Conrad : I'm with you.

  Nicholas : It's illegal to smoke in restaurants in California.

  Conrad : Fuck California!

• [In a fancy restaurant] 

  Conrad : I've been here before.

  Nicholas : I took you here for your birthday.

  Conrad : No, I used to buy crystal meth from the Maitre D.