My Dog Skip (2000)

Clint Howard: Millard

Quotes 

• Junior Smalls : [Dink arrives the wine storage]  I bet it ain't old Dink. Hey, need a jar of hooch, buddy? Millard, fetch a pint for Dink.

  Dink : Listen, you boys need to get on out of here.

  Junior Smalls : [turns to Willie]  This your buddy? You know how much he and that mongrel cost us tonight?

  Dink : I said you need to get out of here.

  Junior Smalls : Hey Millard, listen to who's talking? Mr. Hitler's best friend.

  [Millard teases Dink, and Junior takes a shovel] 

  Junior Smalls : And I think it's you who better get out of here.

  Dink : [clutchs the shovel to take it away from Junior as he tries to hit him with it, and shoves Junior to the wall]  Get your moonshine and get the hell out of here. And I better never see you around here again, GOT THAT?

  Millard : Come on Junior, let's go. Come on!

  [Dink puts down the shovel] 

  Junior Smalls : Yeah, it's getting too damn popular around here anyway.

  Dink : [grabs Junior as he tries to walk away and shoves him to the wall again]  You better hope that dog lives.

  [releases Junior] 

• Junior Smalls : [Millard throws a wine bottle at Willie, but Willie dodges. Millard giggles]  Listen to me, you little worm. You tell anybody about where we're hiding here this bust-head, you'll wake up to find a dead pooch on your porch.

  [spits, puts his cigarette in his mouth and shows Willie his wallet] 

  Junior Smalls : See, I've been needing me a new billfold.

  [takes his cigarette off his mouth] 

  Junior Smalls : I think one made out of genuine dog-hide would be right slick.

  [Millard imitates a weak dog's moan to tease Willie] 

  Junior Smalls : Now you look like a smart kid. You move so much as one little pinkie before the sun comes up, you better start think good and hard about life without that mutt.

  Millard : Everybody needs a friend.

  [laughs and continues teasing Willie] 

  Junior Smalls : [laughs and gets up]  Come on.

  [they walk outside the storeage] 

  Junior Smalls : Think I scared him enough?

  Millard : I think he peed his pants.

  Junior Smalls : Gonna have to change those shorts.

  [Junior and Millard continue laughing]