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3/10
The birthpangs of British rock.Painful to endure.
ianlouisiana18 February 2006
Warning: Spoilers
The study of the influence of the British modern jazz movement of the mid 1950s on the development of rock 'n' roll in this country could be a fruitful field for future pop music historians.Much of the music in "Rock you sinners" is closer to jazz than it is to rock.The rimshot off beat,the screaming tenor saxophones pouring out endless honking choruses come straight from the Lionel Hampton band of the time or,heresy of heresies,Duke Ellington's classic "Diminuendo and Crescendo in Blue" at Newport in 1956.There may be a further connection here because some of the background music,particularly in the opening sequence is distinctly Ellingtonian. The best band in the film by a country mile is led by Tony Crombie ,one of the few "naturals" the jazz scene in Britain has ever produced."The Baron" was a shrewd,clever and witty man .Seeing an opening in the newly developing rock 'n' roll scene he took a group of like-minded jazzers ,dispensed with the music's harmonic and rhythmic subtlety and formed "The Rockets",heavily influenced by Bill Haley's Comets.He did have some success but with the best will in the world could not have been described as a "Best selling Artist" as he is referred to in the film. Nor indeed could Don Sollash,a Brighton - based jazz drummer who later managed Dobell's Jazz Record shop for many years.A fine drummer,he was a dreadful singer as he proves with the lugubrious "Rock 'n' Roll Blues".He looks as if he earnestly wished he were somewhere else - anywhere else actually.He later cheers up and appears in several crowd scenes grinning manically. Art Baxter,like Tony Crombie an associate of Ronnie Scott led "The Rockin' Sinners" from the front,enjoying himself hugely as befits a man who once missed the Scott bandbus and took a taxi from London to Cheltenham at a cost of several times his fee for the gig.Not the shy and retiring type,he never took himself seriously - a virtue some of today's rockers distinctly lack. Messrs Sollash and Crombie also wrote some of the songs,although I doubt Cole Porter would tremble in his shoes at the thought of that. In the same spirit of keeping things "In - House" as it were ,the leading lady Miss Adrienne Fancey was presumably related to the film's producer B.C.Fancey and she appeared in "Fighting Mad" and "Flight from Vienna" two other films by "Rock you Sinners" director Dennis Kavanagh both of which were produced by a certain Ed Fancey. Of all the other acts on show only Joan Small displays what used to be called "Star quality" despite being lumbered with a quite appalling song called"You can't sing I love you to to a rock and roll tune".Sadly I have no idea what happened to her,but she is the one performer in the film whose subsequent obscurity I consider a cause for regret rather than relief . Co Producer Jeff Kruger was later decorated for services to British jazz.He founded the "Flamingo Club",started "Ember Records" with his father,Sam,and was a well-known face on the scene from the early 50s. I hesitate to mention the - well, I suppose "plot" is the word.A disc - jockey at an unnamed radio station in London (not too many guesses required in 1957) "discovers" rock 'n' roll and puts a show together for an equally unnamed TV station.He looks and speaks like he just landed his Spitfire after a dice with the Hun.His more hep friend whose job appears to be turning a gramophone on and off,has a quasi - American accent ,can neither sing nor dance but unwisely attempts both in a coffee bar,and is courting a young Jackie Collins.He also has a dog which,for some unfathomable reason he carries about with him at all times.Perhaps it was related to one of the producers. The aforementioned Miss Fancey is comprehensively out - acted by the DJ,his friend,Jackie Collins and the dog.How fortunate for her then that she later bought the distribution rights to the "Emanuelle" franchise.At no time during "Rock you sinners" does a Duchess in an evening dress and lorgnettes,diamonds sparkling on her bosom,begin to tap her feet to the music,but yo feel that's only because the producers couldn't afford to hire one.
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5/10
Cool It Carol!
richardchatten15 November 2020
So cheap the dialogue was obviously post-synced and so obscure it didn't even make it into Jenkinson & Warner's 'Celluloid Rock' (1974) or the 'NME Guide to Rock Cinema' (1981). Yet historically noteworthy as Britain's first attempt at the sort of rock'n'roll quickie that had been cleaning up on the other side of the Atlantic.

Demure young ladies with permanent waves respond ecstatically to calypso rock with a feverish gleam in their eyes which makes them look as though they're on drugs; while one of them flounces off in a huff to create a plot. Not so demure is a pre-nose job Jackie Collins before she learned to write.

Also of interest to film buffs is an appearance by Tony Crombie, who later scored a handful of films for Danzigers.
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3/10
Colin Croft is toe-curling
kevjondavies3 January 2023
This film is pretty awful in most respects, not least for the role given to one actor in particular - Colin Croft.

Croft was clearly well into his 30s playing much younger. His attempt to act "hip" or "cool" made my toes curl. Just saw him in an episode of Interpol Calling (from around the same era) as a crooked co-pilot which had the same effect, when he was talking about 20-year old girls.

The film is worth watching though as it shows how hopeless middle-aged filmmakers were at trying to capture the rock n roll experience for a teen audience. Terrible exploitation nonsense. Worth a laugh on rainy afternoon.
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2/10
Yes it's bad, but it's interesting
karl-a-hughes13 July 2018
This is a rather weak film with litte to no story line and really rather poor acting. It's simply a vehicle to present a succession of British rock 'n' roll bands from 1958. What strikes me as odd is that none of the acts presented are either famous or particularly good. I'm guessing that this would be just the type of music that my parents would have gone out rockin' and rollin' to of a Saturday evening down at the local dance hall. So, if you want to see a succession of competent amateur performers doing their bit, this film is for you.

Times were changing, and it's clear that most of the actors were too old to be digging this kind of music, but then, at this time rock and roll wasn't always being performed by youngsters. As with other music films of this pre-Beatles era it captures a time when people seemed happy to drink coffee from glass mugs, and click their fingers in time to the groovy rhythm.

This is fascinating to watch, but ultimately it's a poor film.
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1/10
This. is a Fancey film
malcolmgsw14 November 2015
I am surprised that none of the other reviewers have picked up on the names of various members of the Fancey family in the credits.They are all related to the infamous E J Fancey,who produced some of the worst films in British cinema history.Here he truly excels himself.This film deserves a place in the list of all time worst British films.The story can hardly be criticised as it barely exists.The acting is amateurish.Interesting to see Jackie Collins before she wisely stuck to writing books.I am no expert on the rock and roll artists of the era but there seem to be quite a few duds in the lot on show here.The best way to watch this is with your finger on the fast forward button.
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2/10
Was British Rock 'n' Roll Really This Bad?
jimddddd14 April 2001
The only thing worse than the feeble storyline here is the so-called "rock 'n' roll" music performed by a bunch of ultra-square British fugitives from the Music Hall. Since the 1956 American film "Rock Around the Clock" was already a hit in the U.K., it's no wonder that the two best groups here, Art Baxter & His Rockin' Sinners and Tony Crombie & His Rockets, are carbon copies of Bill Haley & His Comets, but they pale in comparison. The rest of the singing acts are so lousy, you're advised to keep your thumb near the fast-forward button. When it came to creating rock 'n' roll, the Brits didn't have a clue in 1957.
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1/10
Never thought I'd see or hear anything so bad as this!
sould18 August 2008
Well it has been well documented by a previous writer just how bad this movie is, one simply cannot fathom just how shockingly awful this is, first off I would like to apologise to our American friends for ripping off their music and having to listen and watch moronic British act's sing out some of the worst music I think I have ever heard in the name of rock and roll one after one there is a monotonus file of so called "artists" some of who are so embarrassing I had to turn away from the screen, none more so than Don Sollash who must have given the worst ever song committed to film followed closely by the gentleman who sings Rock and Roll Calypso...twice!. My all time worst Brit music movie has always been The Golden Disc which is the Butcher Brothers at their best but this movie was produced by Small Productions, how apt a name, but perhaps Brainless Productions may have suited them better. The two lead "actors" are way too old to be digging RnR and too posh as well, so if you like your movies real bad then this is a must for you!
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2/10
Laughable but watchable, just.
gbftl17 January 2022
This is among the top five musical films that have a dreadful storyline, that are poorly directed, produced and acted.

A lot of the dialogue is spoken as if being read straight from the script, a script that was derived in about 5 minutes.

Lyrics to the songs are dreadful and embarrassing.

The cast are among the most amateur you'll ever see and a slight redeeming feature is the dancing.

Think of 6th formers doing their end of term play and you have an idea what the films like.
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1/10
Absolute Rubbish
dilsonbelper24 April 2019
Just watched this nonsense on T.V stuck with it right to the end unfortunately, just to see if it got any better and it didn't. The music is DREADFUL and the acting abhorrent, anyone who likes terrible movies should watch this as this is possibly the worst. Just to think The Bridge on the River Kwai was also made in the same year.....and Elvis was King.
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1/10
Pre Beatles
mcel-8834020 July 2021
You can see why we welcomed the talents of the beatles, and of course the more discerning of us had rejected 'TinPan Alley' in total and relied on American music from Radio Luxembourg. Some unfortunate souls were diverted for a time by 'folk' music and the horrors of Trad Jazz. But we purists were already importing Tamla Motown records...
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10/10
A lot of fun...
darrelhigham1 August 2012
I'm giving this a 10/10! I've known about this film for years and years but tonight decided to put on the DVD and have a watch. As a huge fan of early British Rock 'n' Roll I found the actual clips of the bands performing their songs to be quite excellent - much better than I expected - and therefore the whole experience was quite enjoyable. Jackie Collins was superb! I can't quite say the same for all the acting that went on, but at under 1 hour in length there isn't a whole lot to complain about. I love the music of Tony Crombie and Art Baxter so it was quite a thrill to watch them performing classic songs like Rock You Sinners and Brighton Rock. Marvellous stuff!
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7/10
Let's not be too harsh
kiljanja-3231123 December 2018
I loved the dance hall sequences which looked very genuine and not staged. An excellent black and white type newsreel dealing with an innocent and burgeoning British rock scene. It had to begin somewhere and this movie is ground zero. Early American movies dealing in 50s rock and roll history were pretty awful too in regards to plot and acting. If anything this movie shows us how amateurish early Brit rock really was. Very easy to take a condescending overview from a 2018 stand point. Just sit back and enjoy the humour of it all. I yearn for this era. Rock was so new and exciting.
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8/10
Think before you comment
alicespiral29 January 2007
For a start this movie was at least an attempt to follow the American lead and to call Tony Crombie a feeble attempt to copy Haley is just not on-he was an already well established jazz musician who was never afflicted with the same snobbery as many of his ilk. These kind of films were no more than something to hang the songs to same as most of the Elvis movies. True the stories were absurd but when it comes to silly musicals it began with the Busby Berkeley ones in the 20s. Crombie and Baxter made credible versions of mainly U S songs and if you go further you find the former in the 60s with organist Alan Haven recording Lennon & McCartney The first real rock'n'roll movie was A Hard Days Night,preceded by Its Trad Dad from the same director and which saw jazz and pop intermingled. I've seen worse than this-try Gonks Go Beat
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