Zorrita: Passion's Avenger (2000) Poster

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5/10
Not even erotic.
insomniac_rod31 August 2008
Really poor effort from the almost dead Surrender Cinema. Well you should have guessed the plot...

Shauna O'Brien takes justice for all the unfairness going on California at the time. So she decides to take on the Zorro outfit and sword and has sex with everyone that steps on her way.

The highlight is a scene where O'Brien is taken from behind by some random guy while the camera moves on to show the shadow of the couple.

O'Brien does not truly shows her sensuality and skills in this feature so I would recommend to stay away from this. It's really hard for me to not recommend this movie because I'm a huge Shauna O'Brien fan but even at the time this was released, she was past behind her best time.

Stick with her mid 90's sexy movies. She is truly a delight.
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Surrender has really dropped the ball...
Toredge5 September 2000
If you ask me, Surrender Cinema has really dropped the ball when it comes to putting out good quality softcore erotica. A few of their earlier titles were boundary-pushing films, including such former taboos as explicit female nudity and full frontal male nudity, but both are vanishing quickly from their newer titles. "Zorrita" stars the beautiful Shauna O'Brien (sporting new fully-pumped breasts) in a Zorro takeoff, and since no one really watches these films for their storylines, cinematography, or plot development, let me cut to the quick and say that as erotica it is poor. There is no heat generated amongst the performers and instead all we find is the usual posing and overacted gyrating that marks Surrender's style. Pretty damn dry. Women grind and make facial expressions as if they are in the throes of a magical ecstasy when all the guy is doing is rubbing her knee. The simulated oral sex is just plain sad, and even the most vibrant imagination would have a hard time believing that ANYTHING is happening here. I don't know what it is...out of the gate they gave us stuff like "Femalien" and "Exotic Time Machine", and now they've just fizzled. Why do they even bother with so-called "Director's Cuts"? All they do is slow down an already tedious lovemaking scene. C'mon guys, spark it up a bit! I would stick to Mystique/EROS titles for better softcore...
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Amazing isn't it?
tribblechomper8 August 2006
Warning: Spoilers
That Bella, a poor but chaste woman in the California of the 1800s (well before the advent of plastic surgery), should have to mete out justice with a sword and two hugely bee-stung breasts that stand up when she's on her back, not moving/flexing/shifting one iota; why, it's like she's smuggling basketballs! I haven't seen chemistry this subdued since I mixed Kool-Aid powder into a pitcher of water...the only difference is that Kool-Aid has taste...I've seen hornier Dead People! Shauna O'Brien is nice to look at...but I'd sleep with a pile of skunks before I'd touch that!

Save your rentals, folks...Zorrita's a snoozerama!
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