Dragonstrike (1993) Poster

(1993)

User Reviews

Review this title
9 Reviews
Sort by:
Filter by Rating:
8/10
Dragon Strike? Strange but true. Kinda...
omega206413 November 2005
Warning: Spoilers
Dragon Strike in not in any way the average sort of movie one would expect, as its not. Nore is it quite one of the few "VCR board games" that cropped up in the mid 1990s.

What Dragon Strike is though is a VCR tape packed with a simple RPG board game of the same name. The box comes with a batch of cheap plastic miniatures. None of these even a tenth as fine as what you'd see in games like Hero Quest or the like. The game plays like the middle ground between the actual Dungeons & Dragons game, and the entertaining board game simply called Dungeon. Dragon Strike has easy to learn rules and could have served as a stepping stone to more complex RPGs had it been produced better. But alas this was put out near the fall of TSR when they were vastly over-extending themselves.

Dragon Strike would have heralded a TV series using the same technology by the name of Wildspace had things gone better.

Now on to the "movie" itself. What this is, is a sort of live demonstration of how to play the game, which serves as the frame around the fantasy story that unfolds, showing the characters actions as if real. The Gamemaster narrates and explains rules as it plays out, the unseen players are heard to describe what they want to do against whatever peril is faced, and the "movie" part plays it out.

The SFX range from the interesting to the strange, and employs a sort of digital Chromograph technique instead of blue-screening. Costumes are good for the most part, though the Wizard looks more like a druid... There is one CG dragon tossed in, though unfortunately it is not the much more well designed one from the original promotional.

The movie itself plays out as follows. Some spoilers may pop up below.

We start with a figure fleeing a castle while someone gloats over the creation of a Sunstone which they promptly use to suck up all the light in the realm and create an extended night of terror.

We cut to a different castle and a party being held before King Halvor, along the way we meet the Warrior and the Thief. The figure first seen bursts in and all hell promptly breaks loose. Undead Skeletons rampage and things get hectic from there. Turns out that's not a dagger in the Wizards back. Its a tooth, a Dragon tooth no less. And an elf pops up just to add to the strangeness.

A group is formed comprising these 4 individuals, (Why the Cleric wasn't taken along is anyones guess,) and they set off for the tower of Keraptis where all this started.

Along the way they get strafed by a CG rendered Red Dragon.) Run into a rather goof-ball talking Owlbear, (A sort of bear-like creature with a owl or hawk's head. Kind of like a wingless griffon.) Some even more goof-ball Orcs. A Manscorpion, (a sort of human/scorpion centaur assembly.) and a cranky Dwarf. Add to this a dancing Fire Elemental and finally the showdown with Keraptis.

Quirky humor and the bizarre framing with the game rules and running commentary make this a really unusual viewing.

The boxed set game is now slightly hard to come by. Though oddly the VCR tape tends to show up at sales alone. We did warn you though that its strange...
0 out of 0 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
7/10
Cheesy Video To Introduce A Board Game
jeremycrimsonfox13 March 2021
Dragonstrike is a board game that was created to be a sort of introduction to the popular Dungeons & Dragons game, as it was made by the same company in order to compete with HeroQuest, a D&D-like game created by Milton Bradley which was praised for being easy to learn and play. For Dragonstrike, the company decided to release a VHS tape to explain how the game works.

The 33-minute video is basically a mini-movie, as it has the Dragon Master (who almost looks like a dismembered head as his shirt seems to blend in with the pitch black background) as he leads four unseen players in a scenario, where four heroes band together to storm the castle of an evil wizard who has plunged the realm into eternal night. As an instruction video, it does give some info, but it's safe the say the movie is done to the point where it is considered very cheesy. The acting is silly and the film uses green screen a lot to display the medieval setting of the game. Also, the video does have scenes of gore and dismemberment, and the monsters can be cheesy (from the suit actors playing orcs and death knights to the animated monstrocity known as the Man-Scorpion). At the end, the Dragonmaster does give tips for those who take his role. including playing fair and making the scenario exciting. For a cheesy film, it is pretty entertaining and shows how the game is played
0 out of 0 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
You have encountered a Man-Scorpion!!!!!!
saaytan8 September 2004
Plain and simple, you have to see this!! If you ever see the "Dragonstrike" board game for sale, you must buy it! This video is quite easily the funniest thing I have ever seen!! For those that don't know, "Dragonstrike" is a board game that allows you to use the most powerful processor imaginable.....Your Brain!!. You take on the persona of a Thief, Elf, Warrior, or Wizard and allow another friend, the "Dragonmaster", to lead you on an epic adventure through castles and dungeons in search of treasure and evil monsters to smite!! But seriously, the sheer cheese factor is off the charts!! Never before have you seen a man with teeth like the Warrior!! Never before have you experienced an Elf sniffing the air and licking a feather!!

And you really need to.

I'm totally serious.

Right now.
7 out of 7 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
10/10
Looney TSR-era fantasy madness!
asummerstorm4 June 2006
These computer graphics were considered state of the art, and it is kind of cool how they're dropped in Sky Captain style behind the actors, but honestly, it looks like they were made in Microsoft Paint. And there's a floating head guy with a quasi-British accent who keeps telling people, "You're on," whenever they ask to do something. The board game itself is a riff on "Dungeon," "HeroQuest," and all the other games made in the late 80s or early 90s to introduce youngsters to fantasy roleplaying games. I personally prefer HeroQuest, but really, if you do see DragonStrike at a garage sale or anything, absolutely purchase it, just to watch the video with your gaming group or anyone else who can appreciate the humor in stupendously corny fantasy films. 10/10.
5 out of 5 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
10/10
Dragons, Action, Magic, Adventure, and Laughter
PedestrianX27 July 2002
Although it may be a short film, DragonStrike is still an excellent tale of good versus evil in a world of magic and dragons.

The plot itself is very well constructed. It deals with an evil wizard named Teraptus, who has a dwarf create a sunstone that invokes a great darkness over the land. A wizard who has escaped Teraptus' castle then meets up with King Halvor the Second and informs him of Teraptus' evil ways. A party is formed consisting of the wizard, a thief, a warrior, and an elf by the name of Greenthorn. They are to travel to Teraptus' castle and "drive a stake through his heart!"

The acting in the film is ingenious, but the dialogue is the true gem. Alan Blumenfeld as King Halvor II is quite possibly one of his best roles. There are numerous quotes in the film that you will remember for a lifetime, and I'm not lying. Lines such as "Stop your petty human bickering! Our cause will serve the good of nature" and "Can you not see the darkness, the unholy darkness that engulfs this land? It is created by a sunstone and comes from the castle of Teraptus." There are many humourous quotes as well that are well placed and well timed.

I would recommend DragonStrike to all of those who enjoy dungeons and dragons related films; but, remember to watch it with a friend so that you two can share the dialouge in unwelcomed situations during conversations with others. DragonStrike could be your very own little inside joke!
4 out of 6 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
1/10
...and the evil you will SMITE???!!!!
Benjo22120 December 2002
Simply embarrassing. This "film," which is an introduction into the role-playing board game of the same name, has been a source of amusement for my old high school buddies and me for years. One of us owned the game, although we never played it, but stumbled across this dreck some years back. It is so awful, so ridiculous, that it just happens to be one of the funniest 30 minutes of your life. While trying to lay out the rules and regulations of said game, Dragonstrike gives you a cheesy story-line played out by cheesier actors in front of the cheesiest excuse for blue screen this side of the helicopter crash sequence in Sudden Death. However, Dragonstrike might just be so bad, that it's good. Some notable things to look for during you're "quest":

1. Deron McBee - Perhaps best known for his days on American Gladiators as Malibu, McBee turns in another muscle-head performance here as the Warrior. The running joke between my friends is that we believe they actually blue-screened McBee's teeth in order to make them as white as they appear in the film.

2. John Boyle (I) as the Dragonmaster - Some one should have fired this guy a long time ago. Hardly believable and hilariously laughable, the Dragonmaster is the Narrator of the whole ordeal. Watch for his "floating head," actually Boyle in a black turtle-neck against a black back-drop. Try not to laugh as he asks you to "kindly cast a 'pause' spell on your VCR."

3. "Smite" - Boyle gives us the crown jewel of Dragonstrike which, I am sure, once noticed will have you rolling. Toward the end of the film, the Dragonmaster goes into an embarrassing monologue about your adventures, during which he states, "...and the evil you will smite!" Look closely on the word "smite," and you will notice that it has been horribly dubbed over from the past tense of the word, "smote," that the Dragonmaster must have gotten wrong during shooting. Apparently the budget for Dragonstrike wasn't big enough for another take in this scene.
0 out of 4 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
10/10
Retardly Funny!
dr_daness5 June 2005
Without doubt, the funniest...thing, your are likely to ever view in your entire life. The opening lines set the tone for how corny and cheesy the video is. They have a dorky looking dude in a black turtle neck in front of a black background that says "Feeling brave tonight..." thats supposed to be this spooky floating head. It goes through a sample adventure of this crap, yet fun RPG which is similar to a stripped down form of D&D. The animation is laughable- its half live action, half cartoon. The plot is just plain silly. Its a great beer movie to watch with some close friends. The one liners in it are so bad, you cant help but to turn them into inside jokes. Feeling brave tonight? HAhaha! Now your working together! You don't host this banquet, DEATH hosts this banquet! Just so you know, here are the names of the so called heroes: Warrior, Wizard, Thief and Elf.

If that alone doesn't make you laugh, I am not sure what will...
3 out of 6 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
10/10
Your on
lythium18215 August 2002
The movie Dragon Strike is a delight to the senses, I highly suggest seeing the movie and playing the game. The actors are magnificent and they all play the role of heros very well. The only thing that I would change about the movie is that it were longer and included a sex scene between the dwarf and female thief... better yet, between the dwarf and the warrior, the pretty boy had it coming anyway.
2 out of 5 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink
Can you survive Dragonstrike?
Super Mime25 October 2002
Oh man, this movie hurt me in a way that no other movie has hurt me before. I recently had a war with my friend, we would show each other the worst movies we could find and we'd see who gave up first. We saw such movies as "Silent Night Bloody Night" "The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies" (Not the MST3K version)"In The Woods" and many other horrid movies. I know what a bad movie is, I thought I had won the war with "Fay's 12 Days of Christmas" but then he pulls out the big guns with "Dragonstrike."

This movie was 30 minutes of bleh. You know those movies like Jurassic Park that are like 2 hours but feel like 15 minutes cause they are so good? Well this is the same thing, except this 30 minute movie feels like it goes on for days.

Don't believe me? Fine, go ahead and watch it, but I ask you, can you survive Dragonstrike? I didn't.
0 out of 4 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink

See also

Awards | FAQ | User Ratings | External Reviews | Metacritic Reviews


Recently Viewed