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Sarah fronting for an ugly/kinky Hardcut vid magazine
lor_25 July 2011
This misleadingly titled video has Sarah Young bookending the program but the guts of the show being "Hardcut 4" (not listed in IMDb), an edition of that short-lived British video magazine devoted to kinky sex. It's lousy material that Sarah can't save.

Opening 25-minute vignette has been much anthologized. It has Sarah comically injuring her ankle while merely running in place (!) as part of an aerobics program at home. (Pretty klutzy, but anything goes as far as a porn premise).

Coming to her first aid are Steve Drake, Mark Wallice and her boyfriend Peter North, resulting in the usual group sex including an inevitable double penetration. Card reading "THE END" comes on at the end of this, but we move on to HARDCUT 4 instead.

Frequently devolving into XXX montages of random footage, usually culled from other HARDCUT editions or scavenged from this one itself, the content of this magazine is pretty lame. Misty McCaine is great to look at, and there's lots of masturbation footage, but the emphasis is on kinkiness.

Ten minutes into the mag we get a somewhat amazing, but not to my own taste, two-minute plus Golden Shower, stretched only by slight slo-mo. The blonde in question is acrobatically positioned with legs over her head so that she can target her stream of urine directly at her own mouth. Presumably fans of this sort of nonsense might get off, but other than being well-photographed I thought it was for the birds.

A lengthy (19-minute) vignette is set at an establishment called "Sauna Time" where folks go for fake massages, sex being the service at this brothel. Unattractive Brits of both sexes are cast in this lousy episode.

Six minutes of random S&M footage is shown as a "Special Report", hinting at worse to come.

Christophe Clark stars in another 19-minute vignette that is MOS and pointless. Clad in a loin cloth, he's leading a group of four scantily clad femmes through the woods, machete in hand as if blazing a trail through the jungle. It's merely an excuse for them to have sex at a clearing, featuring lesbian action. Notable kink here is that one of the lesbians, wearing an idiotic red fright wig from Ricky's, is lactating, much to the delight of the other girl.

Piece de resistance is a much-pierced, quite ugly plumper telling us (sort of) her fetishes in an interview plus demo footage devoted to the wonderful world of S&M. She simply digs pain, talking of the delights of feeling hot dripping candle wax on her skin (not shown), but we do get to see her fisted, urinating into a specimen cup dangling from chains attached to her many pierced-labia rings, and then involved in a mixed combo orgy. This orgy also notably features a gray-haired granny so hard up for cash (pensioner's allotment must have suffered a Thatcher era cut when this junk was shot) she's involved in ugly sex. An interracial fisting in closeup is included for the fan's delectation.

The 4th edition of HARDCUT ends with a montage of more random hardcore action including the de rigeur masturbating with a large cucumber. Sarah Young Communications lists a 1993 copyright for this British stuff.

Video signs off with the often-repeated (for filler) 8-minute segment of Sarah showing off at the 1992 Cannes Film Festival. Wish I was there, as she really does wow the crowds & shutterbugs, hubby Hans Moser in tow, with a black gown revealing memorable décolletage.
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