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" . . . Lamb," says the pompous narrator of LIONS ON THE LOOSE, an offensive live-action short from the Sign of the Groaning Cat film concern. Considered by most as the official propaganda arm of America's deplorable Fat Cat One Per Center crowd, LIONS ON THE LOOSE was released mere months after this monetized gangster mob had tried to rewrite history with a bladder-busting yawner dubbed GWTW, making Abe Lincoln the villain of the War to Squelch Lazy Race-Based Human Slavery on the Part of Mint Julep-Swilling Clowns Given "Deferments" from Fighting on the Basis of How Many Human Beings They "Owned" (as documented recently in THE FREE STATE OF JONES). GWTW was released in the hopes that it would cause the face of Our Great Emancipator to be immediately chiseled off Mount Rushmore, but it merely resulted in a few gelded statuettes being stolen away from THE WIZARD OF OZ--the REAL "Best Film" of 1939--in a rigged election. Still smarting from Lincoln's persistence in South Dakota's granite, the folks behind LIONS ON THE LOOSE sic their predators on The Lamb, a universal symbol for Our Savior. The Good Book says that in the End Days, the lion will lie down with the Lamb. Unfortunately, in these Times of Tribulation, LIONS ON THE LOOSE symbolically throws People of the Book TO the Big Cats, on the apparent theory that there's too much Good Religion going on in the USA.