Midsomer Murders (TV Series)
Death in Disguise (1998)
Daniel Casey: Sgt. Gavin Troy
Quotes
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[finding that Craigie's hair is a wig]
Sergeant Troy : I said he was dodgy, right from the start!
D.C.I. Barnaby : Well, maybe, but wearing a wig is no reason to kill a man. With one or two notable exceptions.
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D.C.I. Barnaby : [Troy narrowly misses hitting a pickup truck] You have taken the driving course, haven't you, Troy?
Sergeant Troy : Yes sir. Four or five times.
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Sergeant Troy : Suhami, she calls herself.
D.C.I. Barnaby : Yes she is, isn't she?
Sergeant Troy : What?
D.C.I. Barnaby : Beautiful. I'm a copper. I notice things like that.
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Sergeant Troy : What did you make of him, sir?
D.C.I. Barnaby : Cragie? Hmm, it's what Cragie made of me ten years ago that rankles. 20 times 12 is 240 quid, plus VAT.
Sergeant Troy : Honestly, sir. Your wife? Assertion training? Coals to Newcastle, surely.
D.C.I. Barnaby : If only it had been cooking.
Sergeant Troy : Craigie and that boy Tim. What do you reckon? Hanky-lanky?
D.C.I. Barnaby : No, I don't think so. I think Cragie's that rare thing, a good man. Remember them, Troy?
Sergeant Troy : You ask me he's as dodgy and daft as the rest of them. Peace, love and grow your own goats.
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D.C.I. Barnaby : On the other hand, perhaps we ought to take May seriously.
Sergeant Troy : What? "Oh God,. Why couldn't you leave well enough alone? If they do a postmortem," dot, dot, dot. It's not much to go on.
D.C.I. Barnaby : You've convinced me. Hope we haven't missed something, something crucial.
Sergeant Troy : Like what, sir?
D.C.I. Barnaby : The dark forces at work, Troy.
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D.C.I. Barnaby : Look, Mr. um...
Raymond Jennings : Jennings. Raymond Jennings.
D.C.I. Barnaby : Mr. Jennings, the first time I met Ms. Channing, she had a scar here and a bruise there.
Trixie Channing : And you think that Raymond - that I was coming back for more?
D.C.I. Barnaby : I'm sorry, Ms. Channing. Not particularly fond of men who beat up women.
Raymond Jennings : Oh, really? And how do you feel about women who beat up men. ?
D.C.I. Barnaby : I'm sorry?
Trixie Channing : Raymond's wife, Mr. Barnaby. She was a husband beater. And when Raymond and I got friendly, she turned on me as well.
Sergeant Troy : How big is she?
Raymond Jennings : Arnold Schwarzenegger would tremble. But yesterday my divorce came through. I'm free of her.
[wraps his arms around Trixie]
Raymond Jennings : We're free of her.