Nothing more than a music video, "Soccer Practice" was the first track released to clubs by Jonny McGovern, AKA "The Gay Pimp." A house song featuring spoken-sung lyrics about "dirty frat boys" and what they do to each other "after wrestling," it is an unintentional satire of the obsession within gay culture of all things "masculine" and "straight". Unfortunately McGovern can't carry a tune to save his life, and sounds like a cross between an over-sexed grandfather and Kermit the Frog. If you're too ashamed to just buy gay porn you may get some thrills from the men prancing around in jock straps in the video, but otherwise it's a must-miss piece of crud.
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