All in the Family (TV Series)
Archie Finds a Friend (1976)
Jack Gilford: Bernard Bernstein
Quotes
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Bernard Bernstein : Tell me, how do you celebrate Brotherhood Week?
Archie Bunker : Well, bein' an only child, I never do.
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Bernard Bernstein : Listen, Bunker, let's face it. It's possible that people like you and me were never meant to be rich.
Archie Bunker : Oh, never say that.
Bernard Bernstein : Why the hell not? It's true. Like my Tante Malka used to say, there are two kinds of losers: schlemiels and schlimazels. A schlemiel goes through life spilling soup. And a schlimazel's the guy he spills it on.
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Archie Bunker : [Bernard Bernstein visits to discuss Archie's investment in his invention, though Edith has serious reservations] That's Bernstein. I'll get the door. Will you take the sour look off your face? You remind me of your mother.
Archie Bunker : [he opens the door] Hi-ya there, partner, come on in, come on in, Bernstein, come on in the house here, and welcome to our home. And as youse people say, Sh-boom.
Bernard Bernstein : [Bernstein decides not to make a point of Archie's ignorance] And Sh-boom to you, Bunker. And to you, Mrs Bunker, Shalom.
Edith Bunker : Shalom, Mr Bernstein.