All in the Family (TV Series)

Prisoner in the House (1975)

Cliff Osmond: Nick Howard

Quotes 

• Archie Bunker : I don't think I wanna go to work anyway. I think I'll stay home - maybe I'll use my time to, uh, clean and inspect my guns.

  Nick Howard : Oh, you're a gun collector Mr. Bunker?

  Archie Bunker : Well, I got a couple of souvenirs, uh, I took off the Krauts in the war. You know, WWII, the big one? I got a .45 caliber German 'Schmauser' there. And uh, over here I got a .38 caliber German 'Flugel' with a 'telephonic' sight. I shot a German colonel in the butt with that.