Barney Miller (TV Series)
Voice Analyzer (1979)
Max Gail: Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz
Quotes
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Capt. Barney Miller : Legally, this does not mean a thing
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : It doesn't
Capt. Barney Miller : No, however, any results of any tests can be entered into any reports simply because you volunteered to take the test
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : But I didn't volunteer for anything
Capt. Barney Miller : I told you, you did not have to take it
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : If I didn't take it, I'd look guilty
Capt. Barney Miller : It's called volunteering
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Barn, if that goes on my record, that I wasn't telling the truth, you know that I'm a liar, that I can't be trusted. I had it as a law enforcement officer.
Capt. Barney Miller : That's true
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : It is, I wasn't expecting you to agree with me.