Bewitched (TV Series)
A Very Special Delivery (1965)
Dick York: Darrin Stephens
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Quotes
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Darrin Stephens : Mr. Martin, are you gonna eat your pickle?
Mr. Martin : Yes, I am.
[to Larry]
Mr. Martin : I'd like to see the product a little larger. Like it was jumping out of the ad at you.
Larry Tate : Exactly. It would have more impact that way.
Darrin Stephens : You're not eating it.
Mr. Martin : I'll eat it when I feel like it.
Darrin Stephens : If you don't want it, there's no sense letting it go to waste.
Larry Tate : Darrin. It's his pickle.
Darrin Stephens : But it's just lying there.
Mr. Martin : So it's just lying there.
Darrin Stephens : Then why can't I have it?
Larry Tate : Darrin!
Darrin Stephens : You have no intention at all of eating that pickle.
Mr. Martin : Now, look, we're not gonna have an argument about a pickle.
Darrin Stephens : I demand your pickle!
Larry Tate : Darrin!
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[first lines]
Samantha Stephens : Oh, hi there.
Darrin Stephens : Oh, I'm sorry, honey. I didn't mean to wake you up.
Samantha Stephens : That's okay. I have to get up anyway. Mother's popping in.
Darrin Stephens : Have you er, told her the news about the baby yet?
Samantha Stephens : Well...
Darrin Stephens : Sam.
Samantha Stephens : I've uh, been sorta putting it off.
Darrin Stephens : How do you uh... How do you think she'll take it?
Samantha Stephens : I don't know. Somehow Mother doesn't strike me as the grandmother type.
Darrin Stephens : Well, she's just gonna have to get used to it.
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Bartender : You alright, Mr. Stephens?
Darrin Stephens : Alright? Joe, I'm gonna have a baby.
Bartender : Oh, yeah? Congratulations to the wife.
Darrin Stephens : Not my wife. Me!
Bartender : You?
Darrin Stephens : Yes. I'm going to be a mother.
Bartender : Well that's great. You'll be the first man in the world to pull it off. You'll be famous.
Darrin Stephens : Yeah, I'll be famous. Fill it up again, Joe. I never thought of that. I'll be famous.
[echoes]
Darrin Stephens : I'll be famous. I'll be famous. I'll be famous.
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Darrin Stephens : But if that mother of yours ever pulls a stunt like that again, I'm gonna use a little magic of my own. Make a few of her teeth disappear.
Samantha Stephens : And no jury will convict you.
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Darrin Stephens : I'm doing this for Sam's good. Believe me, I know every ache and pain that she has, and it hurts me more than her.
Endora : It doesn't yet, but it will.
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[last lines]
Samantha Stephens : Seriously, darling, you can't go on waiting on me like this. I'm not an invalid. I feel perfectly fine.
Darrin Stephens : Sam, don't try to tell me how you feel. I know how you feel. Exactly. Remember?
Samantha Stephens : Yes. Come to think of it, you do.
Darrin Stephens : That's right. I'm a man in a million.
Samantha Stephens : So big deal. I've always known that.
[Darrin hands her a glass of milk]
Samantha Stephens : Cheers.