Bewitched (TV Series)
Driving Is the Only Way to Fly (1965)
Paul Lynde: Harold Harold
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Quotes
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Samantha Stephens : My name is Samantha Stephens. Aren't you gonna tell me yours?
Harold Harold : Harold Harold here.
Samantha Stephens : Hello, hello there.
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Samantha Stephens : Would you like to join me for a cup of coffee?
Harold Harold : Do you think we can both fit?
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Samantha Stephens : How do you take it?
Harold Harold : Black. One third of a cup.
Samantha Stephens : Why only a third?
Harold Harold : To protect the carpet.
Samantha Stephens : [Harold shakes the coffee cup as Samantha gives it to him] I see what you mean.
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Samantha Stephens : Mr. Harold. How long have you been an instructor?
Harold Harold : Three gruelling weeks.
Samantha Stephens : What did you do before that?
Harold Harold : Well, last month I was a cashier in a pizza parlour. And the month before, I was an apprentice plumber. And the month before that, I was a cheap shoe salesman.
Samantha Stephens : Four jobs in four months?
Harold Harold : I have four brothers-in-law who take turns hiring and firing me. It's a vicious circle. And that's why I tend to be insecure.
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Samantha Stephens : [Samantha is being taught how to drive by the pantophobic Harold Harold] How am I doing?
Harold Harold : How to phrase it tactfully - You are rotten!