Bewitched (TV Series)
Illegal Separation (1965)
Elizabeth Montgomery: Samantha Stephens
Quotes
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Gladys Kravitz : These are Mr. Kravitz's clothes. Tell him he can keep his socks wherever he chooses.
Samantha Stephens : Mrs. Kravitz, do you seriously...
Gladys Kravitz : [interrupts] The home is half mine. Why should I move and leave it to him? Let him move, and leave it to me.
Samantha Stephens : Mrs. Kravitz, do you seriously...
Gladys Kravitz : [interrupts] He can keep the car. I'll keep the house.
Samantha Stephens : I'll try again. Mrs. Kravitz, do you seriously mean...
Gladys Kravitz : I do! The thirty year partnership of Abner and Gladys Kravitz is finished, washed up, dissolved!
Samantha Stephens : Just because of a pair of socks?
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Abner Kravitz : I said, "Gladys, let me in, I'll catch pneumonia".
Samantha Stephens : And she didn't answer?
Abner Kravitz : She answered. She gave me the name of a good doctor.
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Samantha Stephens : Would you care to join us in a glass of champagne?
Abner Kravitz : Thanks, but not at bedtime.
Samantha Stephens : Oh, all right, Mr. Kravitz. The guest room is the first door to the left, on the top of the stairs.
Abner Kravitz : At bedtime, I drink piping hot cocoa. If it's not too much trouble.
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Samantha Stephens : Oh, boy. That Mr. Kravitz sure is a great sleeper.
Darrin Stephens : He's also a good snorer with amazing long-range reverberations.
Samantha Stephens : There was a fleeting moment there around three am, when I thought we were under attack by enemy aircraft. In a way, it's kind of cute.
Darrin Stephens : Cute? Honey there is nothing cute about staying awake all night, listening to stereophonic snoring.