Bewitched (TV Series)
Illegal Separation (1965)
Alice Pearce: Gladys Kravitz
Quotes
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Gladys Kravitz : These are Mr. Kravitz's clothes. Tell him he can keep his socks wherever he chooses.
Samantha Stephens : Mrs. Kravitz, do you seriously...
Gladys Kravitz : [interrupts] The home is half mine. Why should I move and leave it to him? Let him move, and leave it to me.
Samantha Stephens : Mrs. Kravitz, do you seriously...
Gladys Kravitz : [interrupts] He can keep the car. I'll keep the house.
Samantha Stephens : I'll try again. Mrs. Kravitz, do you seriously mean...
Gladys Kravitz : I do! The thirty year partnership of Abner and Gladys Kravitz is finished, washed up, dissolved!
Samantha Stephens : Just because of a pair of socks?
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Gladys Kravitz : To the naked eye, this looks like the average American home.
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Gladys Kravitz : Mrs. Stephens, are you by any chance harboring my husband?