Bewitched (TV Series)
It's Magic (1965)
Elizabeth Montgomery: Samantha Stephens
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Quotes
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Gladys Kravitz : Did you see that?
Samantha Stephens : I certainly did. It was almost like magic.
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Samantha Stephens : I'm sorry I'm late, but on the way across town, I saw the cutest hat.
Gladys Kravitz : What hat?
Samantha Stephens : It didn't do a thing for me... but don't you love the purse and shoes that went with it?
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Norman the Waiter : They really did it to you?
Samantha Stephens : I don't mind buying lunch.
Norman the Waiter : No, no, not that, entertainment chairman. They stick the new ones with the tough jobs. PTA... Friends of the Library, The Garden Club, The Bird Watchers. Any group of women that gets together to do something, sooner or later... does it at one of my tables.
Samantha Stephens : You seem to know a lot about women.
Norman the Waiter : When they're in groups.
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Samantha Stephens : Well, 50 dollars, I can't expect to get Harry Houdini, can I?
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Samantha Stephens : Norman, the waiter, sent me.
The Great Zeno : Correction. Norman, the guardian angel of fools and tired vaudeville acts.
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The Great Zeno : It's a deal. Shall we seal it with a nip? I'll fix you a drink.
Samantha Stephens : No, no, thank you. I've just finished lunch.
The Great Zeno : This is my lunch. And for dessert...
Samantha Stephens : What are we celebrating, Johnny Appleseed's birthday?
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The Great Zeno : You see, I have this problem.
Samantha Stephens : Oh, I hadn't noticed.
The Great Zeno : I don't mean this, no. This is just something that I do between engagements. My last real engagement was Hartford, four years ago. That's my problem.
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The Great Zeno : You don't know much about magic.
Samantha Stephens : I do. It's sort of a hobby with our family.
The Great Zeno : Hey, that's pretty good. How did you do that?
Samantha Stephens : Even we amateurs know better than to tell the tricks of the trade.