Bewitched (TV Series)
It's Magic (1965)
Alice Pearce: Gladys Kravitz
Quotes
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Gladys Kravitz : Did you see that?
Samantha Stephens : I certainly did. It was almost like magic.
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Gladys Kravitz : I don't understand it. Samantha's gotta be around here somewhere.
Abner Kravitz : What do you think? The magician's gonna pull her out of his hat?
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Gladys Kravitz : Either we've been hypnotized or we're out of our minds.
Abner Kravitz : Don't talk plural. I'm hypnotized. You're out of your mind.
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Samantha Stephens : I'm sorry I'm late, but on the way across town, I saw the cutest hat.
Gladys Kravitz : What hat?
Samantha Stephens : It didn't do a thing for me... but don't you love the purse and shoes that went with it?
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Gladys Kravitz : Did you see that? All of a sudden he's good. And she gave him a funny look.
Abner Kravitz : You should look so funny.
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Gladys Kravitz : Did you see that?
Abner Kravitz : What? You never saw rabbits jumping before?
Gladys Kravitz : Backward?
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Abner Kravitz : Say, I saw it advertised on television. That little magician... will be on Variety Showcase tonight.
Gladys Kravitz : You see?
Abner Kravitz : No, I don't see.
Gladys Kravitz : She got him on television. You'll see.
Abner Kravitz : No, I won't, he's on opposite the basketball game.
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Abner Kravitz : All right, wise guy, where's your mysterious Mrs. Stephens.
Gladys Kravitz : She's got to be here. She wasn't home.
Abner Kravitz : Well, that makes sense.
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Gladys Kravitz : Samantha Stephens, entertainment chairman? Why pull a dirty trick like this on an innocent young bride like her?
June Foster : Only an innocent young bride like her would fall for a dirty trick like this. Besides, it's for a worthy project, isn't it?
Shirley Clyde : You don't have to sell the hospital-relief fund to us. Don't forget, we stuck you with entertainment chairman last year.
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Darrin Stephens : Mrs. Kravitz, have you seen my wife lately?
Gladys Kravitz : Kiss me for a dollar, and I'll tell you.
Darrin Stephens : Only a dollar?
Gladys Kravitz : Come on, be a sport. Chalk it up to charity. They only let me in the kissing booth on coffee breaks.