Bewitched (TV Series)

My Grandson, the Warlock (1965)

Dick York: Darrin Stephens

Quotes 

• Samantha Stephens : [playing with Larry and Louise Tate's baby]  Isn't he cute?

  Darrin Stephens : [to the baby]  Gouch, gouch, gouch...

  Samantha Stephens : Oh, Darrin, I wouldn't do that.

  Darrin Stephens : Why?

  Samantha Stephens : They say that baby talk isn't good for babies.

  Darrin Stephens : [to the baby]  Oh, then. Say, young fellow, what's your feeling about the income-tax situation?

  [the baby starts crying] 

  Darrin Stephens : Mine too.

• [last lines] 

  Darrin Stephens : [after Gladys Kravitz sees Maurice leave the Stephens' home through the wall]  How are we ever going to explain that?

  Samantha Stephens : We won't have to. By the time she's finished that martini, she'll believe anything.

• [first lines] 

  Samantha Stephens : [Sam and Darrin are in bed asleep and the phone rings waking them up]  Who would be phoning at this hour?

  Darrin Stephens : I don't know.