Bewitched (TV Series)
Pleasure O'Riley (1965)
Elizabeth Montgomery: Samantha Stephens
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Quotes
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Pleasure O'Reilly : Here's my new love seat. No one to share it with me.
Samantha Stephens : Miss O'Reilly, I would think a beauty queen like you would have dozens of hopelessly smitten suitors flinging themselves at your feet and your throne.
Pleasure O'Reilly : Well, naturally, I've been engaged a few times. I guess about sixteen.
Samantha Stephens : And none of them was Mr. Right?
Pleasure O'Reilly : That may seem like a lot, but six of the engagements were to the same fellow. Thor Swenson.
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Pleasure O'Reilly : Oh, boy, oh, boy, Mrs. Stephens, are you ever lucky to have such a sweet-tempered dream of a man for a hubby like Darrin. Hold on to him.
Samantha Stephens : I intend to.
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Samantha Stephens : Well, I wouldn't worry unduly, Darrin darling. In view of the fact that all of her parts are heavily insured. She stands to make a fortune if she's broken anything.
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Samantha Stephens : Should I get out your silk pajamas, Sir? This looks like it's going to be a formal affair.
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Pleasure O'Reilly : Darrin, how can I ever repay you?
Samantha Stephens : You don't owe him a thing!
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Darrin Stephens : Thor "Thunderbolt" Swenson, The Manglers' offensive fullback?
Pleasure O'Reilly : Who else?
Samantha Stephens : Maybe one of the other ten boys you've been engaged to?
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Pleasure O'Reilly : [referring to Thor "Thunderbolt" Swenson] Would you believe something? He's so unreasonable. He doesn't even trust our Mayor.
Samantha Stephens : I know our mayor. There's nothing unreasonable about that.