Bewitched (TV Series)
Remember the Main (1965)
Elizabeth Montgomery: Samantha Stephens
Quotes
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Samantha Stephens : We are the bright girls. Rally round for Wright girls. That isn't funny, Mother.
Endora : On the contrary, it's hysterical. What was that incantation you were gyrating through?
Samantha Stephens : That isn't an incantation, it's a cheer.
Endora : What does it do?
Samantha Stephens : It doesn't do anything.
Endora : Then why were you doing it?
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Samantha Stephens : You know, it surprises me sometimes how unaware you can be... for having lived as long as you have.
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Darrin Stephens : What are all those people doing here?
Samantha Stephens : Darrin, you're gonna be proud of me.
Darrin Stephens : Are you sure?
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Samantha Stephens : There's a lot going on in this town that you don't know about.
Darrin Stephens : There's a lot going on in this house I don't know about.
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Samantha Stephens : Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows. Doesn't make any bedfellows at all.
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Samantha Stephens : Shirley was having the Ed Wright for Councilman meeting at her place. But then she couldn't, so I said we could have it here. Darrin, he's wonderful, and you should hear him speak. He's a Korean War veteran, a graduate lawyer, and he's very bright. So really, I know he'll be wonderful for Morning Glory Circle. That's why I knew you'd be proud of me.
Darrin Stephens : Hold it, honey, hold it. Why couldn't Shirley Foster have the meeting at her house?
Samantha Stephens : Well, her husband works hard at the office all day... and when he comes home, he doesn't like a lot of people around.
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Samantha Stephens : Politics is a very serious business.
Endora : Only to politicians, my dear child.
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Samantha Stephens : My husband happens to be very proud of me.
Endora : For what?
Samantha Stephens : For taking a position.
Endora : I don't know what you're talking about. And neither do you.
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Endora : I suppose all this was Darwin's idea.
Samantha Stephens : Mother, Darwin's idea was that man was descended from apes. This was my idea.
Endora : Descended from the ape? Man?
Samantha Stephens : It's called the theory of evolution.
Endora : Pity to disillusion him. Other way around, actually.
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Darrin Stephens : If I've said it once, I've said it a thousand times: Women should not get mixed up in politics.
Samantha Stephens : You never said it to me.
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Samantha Stephens : You said you were proud when I took an interest in civic affairs.
Darrin Stephens : So I was wrong. I'm not so perfect that I can't be wrong once in a while.
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Endora : Doesn't he understand that this latest project of Cavanaugh's... is the only legitimate thing the man has done in his life?
Samantha Stephens : We have no proof of that.
Endora : Well, just looking at the man is proof enough.
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Samantha Stephens : Would you get the file on the gas main? It was handled by the Oster-Halth Pipe Company.
Endora : O or P?
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Samantha Stephens : Flood, isn't that amazing?
Darrin Stephens : The length that some people will go to just to win an argument.
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Endora : Have you heard about the flood?
Samantha Stephens : Oh, now, Mother...
Darrin Stephens : You mean it was you?
Endora : I'd certainly like to know who else.
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Darrin Stephens : Sedgwick called Ed... and said that he was wrong... and they'll probably reopen the investigation... and examine all of Mr. Cavanaugh's past dealings.
Endora : Isn't that what I said?
Samantha Stephens : Yes, Mother.
Endora : Isn't that what he wanted?
Samantha Stephens : Yes, Mother.
Endora : Well, what's he's so unhappy about?
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Samantha Stephens : According to these records... Darrin and Mr. Wright pounced on Mr. Cavanaugh... at the only time he was honest in his whole life.
Endora : Oh, that husband of yours is a lulu.